Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona recap the BIG NEWS about the fourth GW2 expansion, Secrets of the Obscure! And yet they forget to talk about that 4-armed dude in a bunch of the artwork. How? I have no idea.Support the show

Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona recap the BIG NEWS about the fourth GW2 expansion, Secrets of the Obscure! And yet they forget to talk about that 4-armed dude in a bunch of the artwork. How? I have no idea.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA085 - It has a shocking secret

Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona (mostly) forego regular show topics. Please enjoy their retrospective chat of the past 10 years of GW2!Support the show

Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona (mostly) forego regular show topics. Please enjoy their retrospective chat of the past 10 years of GW2!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA084 - 10 Years of Memories... from Invisible Karka to Plunder Confines

Bootts and Allona have a fun chit chat about GW2 in general, Dragon Bash and Dungeon changes in particular, and go all in on Carnival weapons... because reasons.Support the show

Bootts and Allona have a fun chit chat about GW2 in general, Dragon Bash and Dungeon changes in particular, and go all in on Carnival weapons... because reasons.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA083 - Carnival Ride

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona discuss the conclusion of End of Dragons (spoilers if'n you haven't finished) and recap the exciting news from Guild Wars 2 Headquarters!Support the show

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona discuss the conclusion of End of Dragons (spoilers if'n you haven't finished) and recap the exciting news from Guild Wars 2 Headquarters!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA082 - Heart of the Turkey!

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona go over the release of End of Dragons and give their non-spoilery thoughts on what they've experienced thus far. Also... Raaaaammmmaaaaaa.Support the show

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona go over the release of End of Dragons and give their non-spoilery thoughts on what they've experienced thus far. Also... Raaaaammmmaaaaaa.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA081 - Anyway... Rama is Great

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jump into 2022 with predictions, tips, and nonsense!Support the show

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jump into 2022 with predictions, tips, and nonsense!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA080 - NOT STOPPIN’ TALKIN’

... for Allona, who thought this was posted a week ago but missed hitting 'publish'. Bootts and Allona talk about the last Beta event and the medium armour specs.Support the show

... for Allona, who thought this was posted a week ago but missed hitting 'publish'. Bootts and Allona talk about the last Beta event and the medium armour specs.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA079 - Failure apparently *IS* an option...

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jibber jabber about new elite specs, Halloween, green screens of death, and – you know – stuff.Support the show

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jibber jabber about new elite specs, Halloween, green screens of death, and – you know – stuff.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA078 - Let the 'festivies' begin!

Allona and Bootts welcome the return of HaashTag! There was lots to talk about... let's get down to it.Support the show

Allona and Bootts welcome the return of HaashTag! There was lots to talk about... let's get down to it.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA077 - 3 Hosts, 2 Hours, 1 Good Time

Bootts and Allona recap and opionionize on this week's End of Dragons: First Look livestream... and the new official website (that's maybe just Allona).Support the show

Bootts and Allona recap and opionionize on this week's End of Dragons: First Look livestream... and the new official website (that's maybe just Allona).<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA076 - Livin' for the Livestream

Enthusiastic fans discuss Guild Wars 2. Message us at hostsofascalon@gmail.com

I have been a long time listener and even thou I have not played the game that this podcast is about in 2 years. I still tune in to the podcast because of the entertainment value that these hosts produce. For even more entertainment I would recommend going to their live chat of the podcast it is always a fun experience.

Humorous Heroines

A newer but engaging Guild Wars-focused cast that finds a nice mix of analysis and personality.

Informative, comprehensive, and funny

Hosts of Ascalon - Guild Wars 2 Podcast

HaashTag and Allona have some laughs, get super excited about getting mail, go over the summaries for the recent balance patch, and – yes, your ears aren't hearing things – that is a budgie you hear in the background periodically.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona have some laughs, get super excited about getting mail, go over the summaries for the recent balance patch, and – yes, your ears aren't hearing things – that is a budgie you hear in the background periodically.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA050 - Work/Life Balance Patch

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go through the plentiful and sometimes surprising patch notes for the new Living World episode The Head of the Snake! Note: No story spoilers.  (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme" and "Our Story Begins" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License - creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/)Support the show

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go through the plentiful and sometimes surprising patch notes for the new Living World episode The Head of the Snake! Note: No story spoilers. (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme" and "Our Story Begins" Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">incompetech.com</a>) - Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License - <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</a>)<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA003 - KERMIT FLAIL!

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and the proposed WvW changes. *Note: Unlike last week, EXTREMELY extensive.Support the show

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and the proposed WvW changes. *Note: Unlike last week, EXTREMELY extensive.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA026 - Allona Goes (Phantasmal) Rogue

HaashTag and Allona have a good time chatting generally about ye ol' GW2... and Super Adventure Box... and the Welcome Back initiative... and Haashtag has MANY thoughts on each and every topic!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona have a good time chatting generally about ye ol' GW2... and Super Adventure Box... and the Welcome Back initiative... and Haashtag has MANY thoughts on each and every topic!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA045 - Haashtag Has Thoughts™

Ahai Jahai

Haashtag, Allona, and Hunter banter on the extreme edges of what most people would consider to be civilized conversation as they discuss Guild Wars 2's latest update, A Star To Guide Us, Jahai Bluffs, and more!Support the show

Haashtag, Allona, and Hunter banter on the extreme edges of what most people would consider to be civilized conversation as they discuss Guild Wars 2's latest update, A Star To Guide Us, Jahai Bluffs, and more!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA040 - Ahai Jahai

HaashTag and Allona are joined by special guest, Bootts for this JAM PACKED episode! We have Lunar New Year; we have spoilery All or Nothing thoughts; and finally, the original point of the first episode of the year, we have predictions for GW2! We will not be contained!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona are joined by special guest, Bootts for this JAM PACKED episode! We have Lunar New Year; we have spoilery All or Nothing thoughts; and finally, the original point of the first episode of the year, we have predictions for GW2! We will not be contained!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA042 - The Full Monkey

HaashTag and Allona have a MASSIVE balance patch, a trailer, a new mount announcement, new events, and hot tubs to talk about... let's get this party started!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona have a MASSIVE balance patch, a trailer, a new mount announcement, new events, and hot tubs to talk about... let's get this party started!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA046 - The OG Converter

HaashTag and Allona have wonderful GW2 timing.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona have wonderful GW2 timing.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA047 - The Supposed Shortest Show

HaashTag and Allona chat about the Warclaw, review the balance patch summaries, and let everyone know how they can share their Love4Arenanet.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona chat about the Warclaw, review the balance patch summaries, and let everyone know how they can share their Love4Arenanet.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA044 - One Big Catball

HaashTag and Allona sat down to do a reg'lar show when luck and happenstance gifted them surprise guest host, Spirit, from the Relics of Orr podcast! Not only was there a small GW2 update, but GW1 also had news and an update... WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona sat down to do a reg'lar show when luck and happenstance gifted them surprise guest host, Spirit, from the Relics of Orr podcast! Not only was there a small GW2 update, but GW1 also had news and an update... WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA043 - A Quieter Honk

HaashTag and Allona return from a break to a whole heap of news and get down to business to chat about the newest Living World chapter, Whisper in the Dark! No story spoilers but they do go all in on everything else.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona return from a break to a whole heap of news and get down to business to chat about the newest Living World chapter, Whisper in the Dark! No story spoilers but they do go all in on everything else.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA054 - HoA: The Returnening!

HaashTag and Allona have a lot to go over before their August break begins... The Festival of the Four Winds! A cryptic end-of-August announcement! All the tin foil hatting that comes with cryptic announcements! Bonus post end credit content with even more tin foil hatting, because they just can't stop! And more!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona have a lot to go over before their August break begins... The Festival of the Four Winds! A cryptic end-of-August announcement! All the tin foil hatting that comes with cryptic announcements! Bonus post end credit content with even more tin foil hatting, because they just can't stop! And more!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA051 - I Want a Wunic

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and have a lengthy discussion all spawning from a great listener mail. *Note: Not at all extensiveSupport the show

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and have a lengthy discussion all spawning from a great listener mail. *Note: Not at all extensive<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA025 - Stoats of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona are on the receiving end of technical shenanigans, answer questions from chat, and get almost nowhere in the show notes.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona are on the receiving end of technical shenanigans, answer questions from chat, and get almost nowhere in the show notes.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA048 - Freestylin' Smörgåsbord

HaashTag and Allona talk dragon bash, the upcoming WvW event, and have a few laughs along the way.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona talk dragon bash, the upcoming WvW event, and have a few laughs along the way.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA049 - Gems & the Holograms!

HaashTag and Allona realized they could not let the Living World trailer for All or Nothing go untalked about!Support the show

HaashTag and Allona realized they could not let the Living World trailer for All or Nothing go untalked about!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA041.5 - Bonus mini show!

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have thoughts on the 'A Bug in the System' trailer that they needed to discuss prior to next week's release. They encountered many technical difficulties... coincidence?!Support the show

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have thoughts on the 'A Bug in the System' trailer that they needed to discuss prior to next week's release. They encountered many technical difficulties... coincidence?!<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA027 - A Bug in the Podcast

HaashTag and Allona try to only spoil non-story elements of the prologue, Bound by Blood, and maybe get a little competitive with cheevos.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona try to only spoil non-story elements of the prologue, Bound by Blood, and maybe get a little competitive with cheevos.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA053 - A Charr and a Norn Walk into a Bar...

HaashTag and Allona dust off their podcasting cobwebs and get right down to business! The Saga, the presentation, the magazine, the sheer number of times Allona can say "attention to detail"... it's all on set out on the proverbial table.Support the show

HaashTag and Allona dust off their podcasting cobwebs and get right down to business! The Saga, the presentation, the magazine, the sheer number of times Allona can say "attention to detail"... it's all on set out on the proverbial table.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA052 - Attention to the Tale

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona did a TON in game (often the same things, tbh) and, of course, go over many of the updates from this week's balance patch!  (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme" and "Our Story Begins" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) - Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License - creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/)Support the show

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona did a TON in game (often the same things, tbh) and, of course, go over many of the updates from this week's balance patch! (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme" and "Our Story Begins" Kevin MacLeod (<a href="http://incompetech.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">incompetech.com</a>) - Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License - <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</a>)<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hostsofascalon" rel="payment nofollow" target="_blank">Support the show</a>

HoA004 - Look at me doing math!

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