Ranked #1
Chapter 3: you will be a houso kid
Chapter 3: you will be a houso kid
Life's next turn sees the family move into a Houso complex nicknamed 'Smurf Village', a place planted right in the middl... Read more
30 Aug 2017
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37mins
Ranked #2
Chapter 4: your friends will find a dead body in the bush, and it will be your dad
Chapter 4: your friends will find a dead body in the bush, and it will be your dad
"There's a dead guy! A dead guy!" This sighting at Smurf Village got all the children running to see. Rosie and her sist... Read more
6 Sep 2017
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32mins
Ranked #3
Chapter 6: you will be in rehab several times before you're ten years old
Chapter 6: you will be in rehab several times before you're ten years old
Rosie's life growing up also meant time in rehab. But the rehab wasn't for host Rosie Waterland's, it was for her Mum. R... Read more
19 Sep 2017
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39mins
Ranked #4
Chapter 5: Jesus will propose to your sister, and not you. dick.
Chapter 5: Jesus will propose to your sister, and not you. dick.
One day, Rosie's Mum decided that they were becoming Mormons. Being a Mormon meant visits to church, bible readings and ... Read more
12 Sep 2017
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28mins
Ranked #5
Chapter 13: you will try to fit in at a very exclusive private boarding school - and fail spectacularly
Chapter 13: you will try to fit in at a very exclusive private boarding school - and fail spectacularly
The next chapter of host Rosie Waterland's life saw her living with her Uncle Ben, who enrolled her in a very fancy boar... Read more
5 Dec 2017
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46mins
Ranked #6
Chapter 7: you will get caught masturbating while watching Rugrats
Chapter 7: you will get caught masturbating while watching Rugrats
Host Rosie Waterland's is now eight, Lisa has re-married and the family have moved out of Smurf Village. For Rosie the l... Read more
26 Sep 2017
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23mins
Ranked #7
Chapter 11: you will get your first period, and it won't be the only blood you have to deal with that year
Chapter 11: you will get your first period, and it won't be the only blood you have to deal with that year
"There was red stuff on Rosie's undies this morning, but you don't want to know about secret women's business." Host Ros... Read more
31 Oct 2017
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40mins
Ranked #8
Chapter 14: you will lose your virginity, followed by your mind
Chapter 14: you will lose your virginity, followed by your mind
The lucky boy was Josh - a day student from the College - who host Rosie Waterland's had started dating during her final... Read more
12 Dec 2017
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41mins
Ranked #9
Chapter 16: your second set of parents will abandon you. damn.
Chapter 16: your second set of parents will abandon you. damn.
Through her time at boarding school and then at drama school, host Rosie Waterland had been looked after by her uncle an... Read more
11 Jan 2018
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31mins
Ranked #10
Chapter 15: you will go to a very crappy drama school and do a very crappy naked scene
Chapter 15: you will go to a very crappy drama school and do a very crappy naked scene
host Rosie Waterland knew that she would chicken out. She knew it all the way through the rehearsal and all day before t... Read more
19 Dec 2017
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34mins