Ranked #1
S1E1 - An Unexamined Life
S1E1 - An Unexamined Life
Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they l... Read more
14 Dec 2017
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48mins
Ranked #2
S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers
S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers
The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our gr... Read more
28 Mar 2019
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1hr 39mins
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Ranked #3
S4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire Tunnel
S4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire Tunnel
We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and s... Read more
24 Oct 2019
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56mins
Ranked #4
S4E42 - Back to Gelnika
S4E42 - Back to Gelnika
It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more ... Read more
9 Jan 2020
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58mins
Ranked #5
S4E39 - Chicken Dressage
S4E39 - Chicken Dressage
We pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed... Read more
19 Dec 2019
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1hr 8mins
Ranked #6
S1E3 - At Rope's End
S1E3 - At Rope's End
It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash... Read more
4 Jan 2018
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1hr 11mins
Ranked #7
S4E4 - Man of Stealth
S4E4 - Man of Stealth
It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ... Read more
18 Apr 2019
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1hr 9mins
Ranked #8
S4E35 - The Disk of Grinds
S4E35 - The Disk of Grinds
It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by acc... Read more
21 Nov 2019
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48mins
Ranked #9
S4E23 - What Is Weapon?
S4E23 - What Is Weapon?
It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor ... Read more
29 Aug 2019
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52mins
Ranked #10
S3E4 - I Don't Understand...
S3E4 - I Don't Understand...
It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Ma... Read more
19 Jul 2018
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1hr 5mins
Ranked #11
S3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle Tomb
S3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle Tomb
We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes... Read more
25 Oct 2018
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1hr 11mins
Ranked #12
S4E12 - Members of SAILOR
S4E12 - Members of SAILOR
We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something sh... Read more
13 Jun 2019
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1hr 15mins
Ranked #13
S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown
S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown
We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fi... Read more
9 Aug 2018
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47mins
Ranked #14
S3E5 - Coffee and Olives
S3E5 - Coffee and Olives
It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episo... Read more
26 Jul 2018
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1hr 21mins
Ranked #15
S3E6 - Escape Ghosts
S3E6 - Escape Ghosts
We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adven... Read more
2 Aug 2018
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1hr 4mins
Ranked #16
S4E46 - We Can’t Keep Doing This Redux
S4E46 - We Can’t Keep Doing This Redux
We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Cathar... Read more
6 Feb 2020
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52mins
Ranked #17
S4E32 - Materia Forever
S4E32 - Materia Forever
It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wa... Read more
31 Oct 2019
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50mins
Ranked #18
S3E19 - Free Rest!
S3E19 - Free Rest!
Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more! Email: NOCKATp... Read more
1 Nov 2018
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1hr 3mins
Ranked #19
S2E9 - Future Me?
S2E9 - Future Me?
We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff.... Read more
26 Apr 2018
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1hr 5mins
Ranked #20
S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs
S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs
We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating ... Read more
28 Nov 2019
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50mins