Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINALLY are realizing our dream of knowing someone on the ID network. Grab the peanut butter, open your favorite famous person flavored beverage, turn the heat up to 100 and settle in for this long, rock hard winter. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINALLY are realizing our dream of knowing someone on the ID network. Grab the peanut butter, open your favorite famous person flavored beverage, turn the heat up to 100 and settle in for this long, rock hard winter. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: <a href="http://youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

188: A. Very. Brady. Pandemic.

It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and at gunpoint when necessary.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and at gunpoint when necessary. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 “Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: <a href="http://youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

187: Do Stuff. Make Money.

Pop your favorite stimulant and get ready for a throw back. Wendi’s in New York for the week! Megan’s back in St. Louis doing her part to keep the energy drink market afloat. Wendi turns back into the true New Yorker she is by drinking the finest locally made kombucha and drinking in a post-apocolyptic bar with a pre-pubescent day trader high on life. And cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, your moms dive deep into addiction. Remember kiddos, it doesn’t have to be illegal for you to develop a fun and crippling dependency on it.

186: Escape To New York

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

185: Loosening Your Grasp

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets all snuggled up in the basement bunker listening to her favorite musical artist Lil’ Pump waiting for the end of days.We hope you all voted. We hope you’re all safe. And we hope no matter what the outcome of the election, we’ll all be meeting up soon at the PFG compound. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets all snuggled up in the basement bunker listening to her favorite musical artist Lil’ Pump waiting for the end of days.We hope you all voted. We hope you’re all safe. And we hope no matter what the outcome of the election, we’ll all be meeting up soon at the PFG compound. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

184: Lies & Rhymes: Presidential Election Disorientation

It’s a laydeeez night morning when Megan has the spooky sounding house to herself and Wendi is ready to run over so the girls can cover themselves in Halloween Hummus! Grab a bunch of carrots and get ready to jump down the rabbit hole with your chubby bunny Moms. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

It’s a laydeeez night morning when Megan has the spooky sounding house to herself and Wendi is ready to run over so the girls can cover themselves in Halloween Hummus! Grab a bunch of carrots and get ready to jump down the rabbit hole with your chubby bunny Moms. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

183: Buck Toothed Cunts

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

182: Hot Milk Tik Tok

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!! *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!! *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

181: In Defense of Cocaine

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan &amp; Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your safe word and let your Moms fill you with the golden rod of the love of God.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan &amp; Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your safe word and let your Moms fill you with the golden rod of the love of God. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

180: Rods, Bods & Gods

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pre-dinner, simulated face rape.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice**  Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling**  Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pre-dinner, simulated face rape.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Only Fans: only <a href="http://fans.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">fans.com/wendistarling</a> NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop “Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: <a href="http://funnypains.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">funnypains.com</a>

179: Breakfast Sauce

Join real-life buds Megan Rice and Wendi Starling as they go rogue in an attempt to create and survive their fantasy lives.

Amazing podcast. Vendí &amp; Negan are hysterical!

Cheers me up

PFG is the 1 true podcast much like scientology is the 1 true faith. subscribe and transcend

Pussy Fart Gang

JASMINE TAKANIKOS

Two funny chicks? CHECK. Dope sound and graphics? CHECK. Cryptic, nonsensical title? CHECK. This Selfish-Help Podcast has got it all, they just need to spread the gospel to their fellow Jammerz, but how will the trio get their semi-coherent conversations to stand out amongst a bazillion other podcasts?!? They have no f*cking idea, so Stephen reluctantly brought in one of his fancy friends, JASMINE TAKANIKOS (@JasJTakanikos). She’s a badass, professional branding and marketing expert AND the CEO of her own consulting firm, Brand Human.Jasmine gives tips on social media strategies, finding your authentic voice and identifying your core ‘audience’. But can the trio pull it together in time OR will they be distracted by Stephen’s NPR voice and Wendi’s rare medical condition?? Will Megan muscle her way into the position of the Jammerz Instagram Curator?? WTF even is a ‘curator’ and why are you still reading this?? Listen to Jasmine, take notes and in a few years, we’ll all take our private jets and meet for brunch in Greece. But like, the expensive part of Greece.If you are in need of a professional brand strategist: www.jasmineconsultinggroup.comOr you can roll the dice JAMMERZ:www.jammerzpod.comjammerzpod@gmail.com@jammerzpodThe song at the end is "Content" by @Joywave. It fucking rips. Put it in your earholes.

Two funny chicks? CHECK. Dope sound and graphics? CHECK. Cryptic, nonsensical title? CHECK. This Selfish-Help Podcast has got it all, they just need to spread the gospel to their fellow Jammerz, but how will the trio get their semi-coherent conversations to stand out amongst a bazillion other podcasts?!? They have no f*cking idea, so Stephen reluctantly brought in one of his fancy friends, JASMINE TAKANIKOS (@JasJTakanikos). She’s a badass, professional branding and marketing expert AND the CEO of her own consulting firm, Brand Human. Jasmine gives tips on social media strategies, finding your authentic voice and identifying your core ‘audience’. But can the trio pull it together in time OR will they be distracted by Stephen’s NPR voice and Wendi’s rare medical condition?? Will Megan muscle her way into the position of the Jammerz Instagram Curator?? WTF even is a ‘curator’ and why are you still reading this?? Listen to Jasmine, take notes and in a few years, we’ll all take our private jets and meet for brunch in Greece. But like, the expensive part of Greece. If you are in need of a professional brand strategist: <a href="http://www.jasmineconsultinggroup.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jasmineconsultinggroup.com</a> Or you can roll the dice JAMMERZ: <a href="http://www.jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jammerzpod.com</a> jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod The song at the end is "Content" by @Joywave. It fucking rips. Put it in your earholes.

High Vibes (w/ Branding Expert Jasmine Takanikos)

Irene Morales

What’s the best type of mascara? How do I find the perfect shade of foundation? Why is Stephen’s ass so hairy? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendistarling) are most definitely NOT equipped to answer those, or any other beauty related questions, so they invited makeup guru and professional funny person IRENE MORALES (@irene_morales) to help them fix their face game. We also learn about Stephen’s (@thepenta)body hair issues, find creative new ways to objectify men AND we manage to get a list of helpful makeup tips for YOU!Follow Irene!Instagram: @irenesmoraleswww.jammerzpod.comE-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.comFollow us: @jammerzpodMusic Jamz this episode:Lizzo - 'Scuse Me' - off her latest EP Coconut Oil (... Wendi?) which is a fucking genuine JAM.and Le Tigre - 'Decepticon' ... which you already knew because you are a fabulous person with fantastic taste and a deep knowledge of Kathleen Hanna's catalog.

What’s the best type of mascara? How do I find the perfect shade of foundation? Why is Stephen’s ass so hairy? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendistarling) are most definitely NOT equipped to answer those, or any other beauty related questions, so they invited makeup guru and professional funny person IRENE MORALES (@irene_morales) to help them fix their face game. We also learn about Stephen’s (@thepenta)body hair issues, find creative new ways to objectify men AND we manage to get a list of helpful makeup tips for YOU! Follow Irene! Instagram: @irenesmorales <a href="http://www.jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jammerzpod.com</a> E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod Music Jamz this episode: Lizzo - 'Scuse Me' - off her latest EP Coconut Oil (... Wendi?) which is a fucking genuine JAM. and Le Tigre - 'Decepticon' ... which you already knew because you are a fabulous person with fantastic taste and a deep knowledge of Kathleen Hanna's catalog.

Because We Wanna Look Nice! (w/ Makeup Guru Irene Morales)

Krystyna Hutchinson

The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America.****++++++++*++++++++****You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.comFOR JAMALAMZ! &amp; EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You)Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America. ****++++++++*++++++++**** You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at <a href="http://sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com</a> FOR JAMALAMZ! &amp; EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: <a href="http://JAMMERZPOD.COM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">JAMMERZPOD.COM</a> Follow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You) Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify: "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" <a href="http://goo.gl/w27Q9x" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">goo.gl/w27Q9x</a>

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)

Ever wonder what happens to the furniture you carelessly left on the curb because you were too lazy to call a charity to collect it? (Sidenote: yeah, that’s a thing you can do.) If that garbage is LUCKY, it gets salvaged by today’s guest, REY NALDO, and ‘Reypurposed’ (@reypurposed) into dope, one-of-kind functional art pieces. In this episode of Jammerz, Megan is strapped onto Stephen, baby-bjorn style, and the trio hits the streets of NYC with Rey for a crash course in the underground world of Garbage Picking!! (Literally. That’s not a euphemism for Wendi’s dating habits.) Rey also gives great advice for people that want to try their hand at garbage-inspired DIY projects! (Still not a dating euphemism.) It’s their first outdoor mission, and the Jammerz have a lot to prove. Will they find their dream garbage? Does Megan (@handsomepartybutt) get her wish of being hit by a car? Can Wendi (@wendibird82)avoid wandering into a bar? Can I think of a suspenseful question involving Stephen (@thepenta) that ends with a word that rhymes with ‘bar’?!?Rey Naldo's etsy store: www.reypurposed.etsy.comRey Naldo's Instagram: @reypurposedwww.jammerzpod.comjammerzpod@gmail.com@jammerzpodJammerz theme music created by our good friends at http://hyperballadmusic.com in Brooklyn. Other songs featured are: Soulwax - Is It Always Bianary and Leon Russell's version of If I Had A Hammer.

Ever wonder what happens to the furniture you carelessly left on the curb because you were too lazy to call a charity to collect it? (Sidenote: yeah, that’s a thing you can do.) If that garbage is LUCKY, it gets salvaged by today’s guest, REY NALDO, and ‘Reypurposed’ (@reypurposed) into dope, one-of-kind functional art pieces. In this episode of Jammerz, Megan is strapped onto Stephen, baby-bjorn style, and the trio hits the streets of NYC with Rey for a crash course in the underground world of Garbage Picking!! (Literally. That’s not a euphemism for Wendi’s dating habits.) Rey also gives great advice for people that want to try their hand at garbage-inspired DIY projects! (Still not a dating euphemism.) It’s their first outdoor mission, and the Jammerz have a lot to prove. Will they find their dream garbage? Does Megan (@handsomepartybutt) get her wish of being hit by a car? Can Wendi (@wendibird82)avoid wandering into a bar? Can I think of a suspenseful question involving Stephen (@thepenta) that ends with a word that rhymes with ‘bar’?!? Rey Naldo's etsy store: <a href="http://www.reypurposed.etsy.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.reypurposed.etsy.com</a> Rey Naldo's Instagram: @reypurposed <a href="http://www.jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jammerzpod.com</a> jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod Jammerz theme music created by our good friends at <a href="http://hyperballadmusic.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://hyperballadmusic.com</a> in Brooklyn. Other songs featured are: Soulwax - Is It Always Bianary and Leon Russell's version of If I Had A Hammer.

The Proper Term Is Garbage Picker (w/ Repurposing Expert ReyNaldo)

Ommm… Ommm… Ommmmygawd they did it! These idiots meditated everyday for an entire week and they’re swapping stories and spiritual revelations which is pretty impressive for a clusterfuck of atoms floating in space. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) divulge their heart-opening mantras and breathing techniques, while Wendi (@wendistarling)casually explains how she manipulates the simulated lucid dream we call ‘existence’. Oh yeah. She may have gone too far this time. Can Megan save Stephen from spiralling down the rabbit hole with Wendi or has the trio already fallen under the mind control of a mysterious woman on the internet?www.jammerzpod.comE-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.comFollow us: @jammerzpod

Ommm… Ommm… Ommmmygawd they did it! These idiots meditated everyday for an entire week and they’re swapping stories and spiritual revelations which is pretty impressive for a clusterfuck of atoms floating in space. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) divulge their heart-opening mantras and breathing techniques, while Wendi (@wendistarling)casually explains how she manipulates the simulated lucid dream we call ‘existence’. Oh yeah. She may have gone too far this time. Can Megan save Stephen from spiralling down the rabbit hole with Wendi or has the trio already fallen under the mind control of a mysterious woman on the internet? <a href="http://www.jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jammerzpod.com</a> E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

Your Mantra Should Be 'Titties'

It’s their first day apart after a 5-day slumber party on the Upper East Side and Megan &amp; Wendi are still coming down from the high of mushrooms, bagels and bottom back bart fumes. But a vacation hangover can’t keep the girls down!! They help you kick off 2020 by binging on Karen Carpenter diet tips, fashion advice for single parent wannabe hookers PLUS another genius film franchise that will employ 2 hot dads and a cat.   *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s their first day apart after a 5-day slumber party on the Upper East Side and Megan &amp; Wendi are still coming down from the high of mushrooms, bagels and bottom back bart fumes. But a vacation hangover can’t keep the girls down!! They help you kick off 2020 by binging on Karen Carpenter diet tips, fashion advice for single parent wannabe hookers PLUS another genius film franchise that will employ 2 hot dads and a cat.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: <a href="http://glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com</a> Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

139: Cat Dad Bods

Mara Marek

This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives head first into assessing the Jammerz’ individual fitness levels. SPOILER ALERT: One of these aspiring athletes gets an applause break just for sitting.This master course in Personal Trainer passive aggression covers foam-rolling techniques, the importance of visualizing success and HOT TIPS for keeping your nipples camera-ready when you’re on the go!! They ALSO dole out easy-to-follow at home exercises, find out how a shoulder injury could affect your ability to properly execute a ‘legbutt’ AND all four are emotionally traumatized by a 3-letter word.Will they be able to exercise in moderation, or will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crossfit herself to death? If she survives and becomes Queen of the Big Dawgs, will she stay with her fellow Jammerz OR will she be too busy eating protein to form full sentences?!? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get D’Angelo abs from meditating on them or will he have to do more than cry in his free yoga class and secretly eat donuts?? Which specific exercises does Wendi (@wendibird82) do to keep her tits so dope??****++++++++*++++++++****JAMMERZPOD.COMInstagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.comSee Wendi LIVE in NYCGlAmOuRpUsS (w/ Krystyna Hutchinson)Saturday, Oct. 26th at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss26.brownpapertickets.comThat ripping exercise-playlist-ready jam at the end of the episode is Downtown Boys - "I'm Enough (I Want More)"

This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives head first into assessing the Jammerz’ individual fitness levels. SPOILER ALERT: One of these aspiring athletes gets an applause break just for sitting. This master course in Personal Trainer passive aggression covers foam-rolling techniques, the importance of visualizing success and HOT TIPS for keeping your nipples camera-ready when you’re on the go!! They ALSO dole out easy-to-follow at home exercises, find out how a shoulder injury could affect your ability to properly execute a ‘legbutt’ AND all four are emotionally traumatized by a 3-letter word. Will they be able to exercise in moderation, or will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crossfit herself to death? If she survives and becomes Queen of the Big Dawgs, will she stay with her fellow Jammerz OR will she be too busy eating protein to form full sentences?!? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get D’Angelo abs from meditating on them or will he have to do more than cry in his free yoga class and secretly eat donuts?? Which specific exercises does Wendi (@wendibird82) do to keep her tits so dope?? ****++++++++*++++++++**** <a href="http://JAMMERZPOD.COM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">JAMMERZPOD.COM</a> Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com See Wendi LIVE in NYC GlAmOuRpUsS (w/ Krystyna Hutchinson) Saturday, Oct. 26th at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC <a href="http://glamourpuss26.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss26.brownpapertickets.com</a> That ripping exercise-playlist-ready jam at the end of the episode is Downtown Boys - "I'm Enough (I Want More)"

I Brought Doughnuts (Getting Fit W Mara Marek)

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And they were both wildly successful. Go ahead and let that sink in. Okay. You can stop applauding now. Stephen (@thepenta), well, he did BUY a flower and didn't actually grow something with his heart and his hands but we can forgive him because we can't all be the world's greatest farmers over night.Besides learning all the greatest farmer tips from these two professionals, we’ll also learn that Wendi is a goddamn thief! Hide yo beans! Megan grows one goddamn chive and stops eating meat. Except for chicken and fish (tinosaurs and dumb things are chill to eat). That's right, she even more badass now that she vows to only eat animals that she can kill with her bare hands!! Megan’s new lifestyle arouses a haunting memory from Wendi’s past. A memory that begs the question: What the fuck is a Handjob Secret Test? And Stephen makes a brand new friend who’s ethnic background is unimportant so it's weird I'm even bringing that up right now; the important thing is that he finally found somebody that understands his "flower shop vibes".The trio ALSO addresses Megan’s recent bank account hacking and share their ill-informed opinions and advice on how to handle your finances PLUS the importance of thematically coordinating your home furnishings. Get out your notebooks and get ready to survive!JAMM US &amp; SHARE US &amp; RATE US &amp; EMAIL US!!! :jammerzpod.comjammerzpod@gmail.com@jammerzpodUPCOMING LIVE STANDUP+++++===========+++++HAMPTONSTONIGHT! WEDNESDAY, JULY 26thHARLEQUINS in the HAMPTONSwith Wendi Starling, Tim Dillon, and Jen HellmanThe Stephen Talk House161 Main St. - Amagansett, NYTickets: stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&amp;cart LOS ANGELESMONDAY JULY 31ST 7PMMegan Rice + Burlesque + Magic + MusicThe Three Clubs1123 Vine Street, Los Angelesthreeclubs.com NYCSATURDAY, AUG26th @ 7:30pmGLAMOURPUSS 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!with Krystyna Hutchinson &amp; Wendi StarlingZINC BAR82 W. 3rd St NYC21+, tix are $15http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And they were both wildly successful. Go ahead and let that sink in. Okay. You can stop applauding now. Stephen (@thepenta), well, he did BUY a flower and didn't actually grow something with his heart and his hands but we can forgive him because we can't all be the world's greatest farmers over night. Besides learning all the greatest farmer tips from these two professionals, we’ll also learn that Wendi is a goddamn thief! Hide yo beans! Megan grows one goddamn chive and stops eating meat. Except for chicken and fish (tinosaurs and dumb things are chill to eat). That's right, she even more badass now that she vows to only eat animals that she can kill with her bare hands!! Megan’s new lifestyle arouses a haunting memory from Wendi’s past. A memory that begs the question: What the fuck is a Handjob Secret Test? And Stephen makes a brand new friend who’s ethnic background is unimportant so it's weird I'm even bringing that up right now; the important thing is that he finally found somebody that understands his "flower shop vibes". The trio ALSO addresses Megan’s recent bank account hacking and share their ill-informed opinions and advice on how to handle your finances PLUS the importance of thematically coordinating your home furnishings. Get out your notebooks and get ready to survive! JAMM US &amp; SHARE US &amp; RATE US &amp; EMAIL US!!! : <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod UPCOMING LIVE STANDUP +++++===========+++++ HAMPTONS TONIGHT! WEDNESDAY, JULY 26th HARLEQUINS in the HAMPTONS with Wendi Starling, Tim Dillon, and Jen Hellman The Stephen Talk House 161 Main St. - Amagansett, NY Tickets: <a href="http://stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&amp;cart" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&amp;cart</a> LOS ANGELES MONDAY JULY 31ST 7PM Megan Rice + Burlesque + Magic + Music The Three Clubs 1123 Vine Street, Los Angeles <a href="http://threeclubs.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">threeclubs.com</a> NYC SATURDAY, AUG26th @ 7:30pm GLAMOURPUSS 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!! with Krystyna Hutchinson &amp; Wendi Starling ZINC BAR 82 W. 3rd St NYC 21+, tix are $15 <a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827</a>

JAMSESH: Handjob Secret Test

After getting tips and tricks from Irene, the ladies wore FULL makeup everyday for an entire week. But did the addition of this admittedly basic grooming routine change their lives in any way? Will they continue to be fancy makeup ladies or morph back into their greasy garbage selves? Does any of that even matter when you stumble upon a billion-dollar film franchise idea?!? Yeah, you read that right. Aside from discussing their week in makeup, Stephen throws out a possible marketing technique for the show, which leads Megan and Wendi to a GENIUS concept that could straight up revolutionize the motion picture industry. They also address Megan’s problematic new skincare regimen and Wendi’s out of control spending habits.www.jammerzpod.comE-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.comFollow us: @jammerzpodMusic this episode is MEGAN'S ALL TIME FAVORITE SKA BAND, Santa Cruz's own Slow Gherkin... who are openly invited to reunite on Jammerz any time. #horndreams

After getting tips and tricks from Irene, the ladies wore FULL makeup everyday for an entire week. But did the addition of this admittedly basic grooming routine change their lives in any way? Will they continue to be fancy makeup ladies or morph back into their greasy garbage selves? Does any of that even matter when you stumble upon a billion-dollar film franchise idea?!? Yeah, you read that right. Aside from discussing their week in makeup, Stephen throws out a possible marketing technique for the show, which leads Megan and Wendi to a GENIUS concept that could straight up revolutionize the motion picture industry. They also address Megan’s problematic new skincare regimen and Wendi’s out of control spending habits. <a href="http://www.jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.jammerzpod.com</a> E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod Music this episode is MEGAN'S ALL TIME FAVORITE SKA BAND, Santa Cruz's own Slow Gherkin... who are openly invited to reunite on Jammerz any time. #horndreams

JAMSESH! The 13th Monkey

In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with your favorite childless moms and join them in burning it all to the ground before queefing their way into the future.

In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with your favorite childless moms and join them in burning it all to the ground before queefing their way into the future.

92: Dead Grandma Sweater

The girls have got Coronavirus Fever and hot tips on how to avoid catching the disease or a sword to the chest. PLUS, Megan and Wendi bleed at the mouth over al dente dips and international fast food before getting serious about a possibly disastrous end to life as we know it. But, will the girls be able to successfully join forces with the pizza loving Nimba Turbles in time to  save the planet from Master Bezos?!?  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com  'I Love You, Please Stop' Launch Party!! Thursday, March 12th 9pm-11pm (Show running time. We’re for sure gonna hang and party.) Where: Gold Bar 389 Broome St New York, NY 10013 Line-up: Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked, The Voices in Our Heads, Comedy Central, Tru TV) Mara Marek (Happy Never After) Mehran Khaghani (Comedy Central, HBO, Tru TV) **Super Secret Guests TBA  Tickets: $45 presale: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-love-you-please-stop-launch-party-tickets-97750035989 $75 at the door   Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The girls have got Coronavirus Fever and hot tips on how to avoid catching the disease or a sword to the chest. PLUS, Megan and Wendi bleed at the mouth over al dente dips and international fast food before getting serious about a possibly disastrous end to life as we know it. But, will the girls be able to successfully join forces with the pizza loving Nimba Turbles in time to  save the planet from Master Bezos?!? *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: <a href="http://glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss49.brownpapertickets.com</a> 'I Love You, Please Stop' Launch Party!! Thursday, March 12th 9pm-11pm (Show running time. We’re for sure gonna hang and party.) Where: Gold Bar 389 Broome St New York, NY 10013 Line-up: Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked, The Voices in Our Heads, Comedy Central, Tru TV) Mara Marek (Happy Never After) Mehran Khaghani (Comedy Central, HBO, Tru TV) **Super Secret Guests TBA  Tickets: $45 presale: <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-love-you-please-stop-launch-party-tickets-97750035989" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-love-you-please-stop-launch-party-tickets-97750035989</a> $75 at the door  Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

148: Everything On Everything

Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife getaway. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) started her getaway with a surprisingly delightful visit to the DMV and the local Walmart. While Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@Wendibird82) kicked off their weekend with panic attacks while surrounded with bags of gourmet cheeses AND a serendipitous Walmart trip.Miraculously, all three of the Jammerz resisted the temptation to indulge in the genetically engineered Oreo flavors offered by the superstore overlord AND the trio addresses the BIG issues like: how to cum (with or without a partner) during a group vacation, appropriate bathroom etiquette AND the most responsible way to do drugs. Will Megan ever settle on a place to live and raise a family OR will she end up living between 7 different cities? Can Stephen tell time from the position of the sun? Is Wendi ever going to overcome her weird urine addiction? Did Megan trip balls bro? And where in the FUCK can a girl find a chafing stick?!? Get the answers to these questions and more in this week's Jamsesh #VacationHangoverIf you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show (and show your support for Jammerz!), get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music or follow the links on Jammerzpod.comCome see us LIVE!!!MIAMI, FLWendi Starling HeadlinesTuesday, September 12th at 8pmRicky’s South Beach1222 16th St, Miami BeachBOCA RATON, FLWendi Starling HeadlinesThursday, September 14th at 7pmFarmer's Tablewww.eventbrite.com/e/wendi-starlin…ets-37427542788PENSACOLA, FLWendi Starling HeadlinesFriday, September 15th at 8pmBack Porch Comedy at CHIZUKO506 West Belmont StreetPensacola, FLNYCGlAmOuRpUsSSaturday, Sept 23rd at 730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYCglamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.comEnd of episode jam is the eternal vacation tune: Washed Out "It All Feels Right."Did you know you can find most of the music from JAMMERZ on Spotify at JAMMERZ: The Selfish-Help Playlist ... Really... It's a thing:https://goo.gl/GKEQBd

Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife getaway. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) started her getaway with a surprisingly delightful visit to the DMV and the local Walmart. While Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@Wendibird82) kicked off their weekend with panic attacks while surrounded with bags of gourmet cheeses AND a serendipitous Walmart trip. Miraculously, all three of the Jammerz resisted the temptation to indulge in the genetically engineered Oreo flavors offered by the superstore overlord AND the trio addresses the BIG issues like: how to cum (with or without a partner) during a group vacation, appropriate bathroom etiquette AND the most responsible way to do drugs. Will Megan ever settle on a place to live and raise a family OR will she end up living between 7 different cities? Can Stephen tell time from the position of the sun? Is Wendi ever going to overcome her weird urine addiction? Did Megan trip balls bro? And where in the FUCK can a girl find a chafing stick?!? Get the answers to these questions and more in this week's Jamsesh #VacationHangover If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show (and show your support for Jammerz!), get your very own JAMALAMZ at <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music or follow the links on <a href="http://Jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jammerzpod.com</a> Come see us LIVE!!! MIAMI, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Tuesday, September 12th at 8pm Ricky’s South Beach 1222 16th St, Miami Beach BOCA RATON, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Thursday, September 14th at 7pm Farmer's Table <a href="http://www.eventbrite.com/e/wendi-starlin…ets-37427542788" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.eventbrite.com/e/wendi-starlin…ets-37427542788</a> PENSACOLA, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Friday, September 15th at 8pm Back Porch Comedy at CHIZUKO 506 West Belmont Street Pensacola, FL NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Sept 23rd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC <a href="http://glamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com</a> End of episode jam is the eternal vacation tune: Washed Out "It All Feels Right." Did you know you can find most of the music from JAMMERZ on Spotify at JAMMERZ: The Selfish-Help Playlist ... Really... It's a thing: <a href="https://goo.gl/GKEQBd" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://goo.gl/GKEQBd</a>

Vacation Hangover

Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation.THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like:1. Choking a bitch!2. Hitting themselves on the head!3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller!PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name!Abuse Hotline:www.thehotline.org COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABYNYC!!!GlamourpussSaturday, March 31st730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd StGlamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.comFOR JAMALAMZ! &amp; EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar"Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify:"Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation. THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like: 1. Choking a bitch! 2. Hitting themselves on the head! 3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller! PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name! Abuse Hotline: <a href="http://www.thehotline.org" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.thehotline.org</a> COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABY NYC!!! Glamourpuss Saturday, March 31st 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St <a href="http://Glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.com</a> FOR JAMALAMZ! &amp; EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: <a href="http://JAMMERZPOD.COM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">JAMMERZPOD.COM</a> Follow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar" Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify: "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" <a href="http://goo.gl/w27Q9x" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">goo.gl/w27Q9x</a>

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit

Julie Kottakis

Rocked by their recent rise to fame as pop music superstars AND marketing geniuses, the Jammerz are struggling to find enough time and energy necessary to skyrocket towards their full potential. Or at the very least, stop jerking off long enough to respond to an email, so they have enlisted the help of this week’s guest, real-life wonder woman AND Wendi’s panty-selling mentor, the hilarious and multi-faceted JULIE KOTTAKIS (@theweirdjulie)!!!Julie shares the simple and effective scheduling techniques that enable her work a full-time day job in a fancy law firm AND perform stand-up comedy, write/shoot/edit her popular internet videos, sell panties and pee-pee, raise a dog AND a human daughter without losing her GD mind. They also break down the hierarchy of sex workers, the most efficient way to schedule a lunchtime quickie, and delve into the world of BDSM, which prompts Megan and Wendi to threaten Stephen with a good time. Julie caps of the episode with a truly inspiring story of perseverance that will bring tears to your eyes for more than one reason. For real. We’re not shitting you. Once you have recovered from Julie's emotional roller coaster of a story, buckle in for another wild ride as these dummies attempt to read their VERY FIRST JAMALAMZ from fellow jammer, and BADASS business mogul, Melanie Saulle!!!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, get your very JAMALAMZ from the Jamm Shoppe at jammerzpod.comALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!!Our song is available anywhere you can purchase or stream music.Links here (https://jammerz.bandcamp.com) AND at jammerzpod.comEnd of episode Jamm is Potty Mouth - "Smash Hit"COME SEE US LIVE:NYC!!!Glamourpuss 2nd Anniversary ExtravaganzaSaturday, August 26th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.comSocial Media is fucked and so are we, join the party:@jammerzpodE-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.comjammerzpod.comMegan instagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi twitter: @wendistarlinginstagram: @wendibird82Stephen twitter: @thepentainstagram: @thepenta

Rocked by their recent rise to fame as pop music superstars AND marketing geniuses, the Jammerz are struggling to find enough time and energy necessary to skyrocket towards their full potential. Or at the very least, stop jerking off long enough to respond to an email, so they have enlisted the help of this week’s guest, real-life wonder woman AND Wendi’s panty-selling mentor, the hilarious and multi-faceted JULIE KOTTAKIS (@theweirdjulie)!!! Julie shares the simple and effective scheduling techniques that enable her work a full-time day job in a fancy law firm AND perform stand-up comedy, write/shoot/edit her popular internet videos, sell panties and pee-pee, raise a dog AND a human daughter without losing her GD mind. They also break down the hierarchy of sex workers, the most efficient way to schedule a lunchtime quickie, and delve into the world of BDSM, which prompts Megan and Wendi to threaten Stephen with a good time. Julie caps of the episode with a truly inspiring story of perseverance that will bring tears to your eyes for more than one reason. For real. We’re not shitting you. Once you have recovered from Julie's emotional roller coaster of a story, buckle in for another wild ride as these dummies attempt to read their VERY FIRST JAMALAMZ from fellow jammer, and BADASS business mogul, Melanie Saulle!!! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, get your very JAMALAMZ from the Jamm Shoppe at <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase or stream music. Links here (<a href="https://jammerz.bandcamp.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://jammerz.bandcamp.com</a>) AND at <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> End of episode Jamm is Potty Mouth - "Smash Hit" COME SEE US LIVE: NYC!!! Glamourpuss 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza Saturday, August 26th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St <a href="http://glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com</a> Social Media is fucked and so are we, join the party: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> Megan instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi twitter: @wendistarling instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen twitter: @thepenta instagram: @thepenta

Double Teaming My Heart (Time Management w/ Julie Kottakis)

Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give 'em a break, it's the unholy Christmas After Day!!*** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen ***  Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!  **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give 'em a break, it's the unholy Christmas After Day!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice** Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> **Wendi Starling** Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!! ‘Glamourpuss’ Saturday, January 25th 8pm at Zinc Bar gLaMoUrPuSs: <a href="http://glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss48.brownpapertickets.com</a> Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

138: True As Trash

Benson Friedberg

After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life!If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life:ART: speczacular.com/FART: www.fartbymail.com/AND METAL: themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com COME SEE US LIVENYC!!!gLaMoUrPuSsSaturday, April 28th730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaYou know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x Follow it!

After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life! If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life: ART: <a href="http://speczacular.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">speczacular.com/</a> FART: <a href="http://www.fartbymail.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.fartbymail.com/</a> AND METAL: <a href="http://themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/</a> If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> COME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, April 28th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St <a href="http://glamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">glamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com</a> Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta You know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" <a href="http://goo.gl/w27Q9x" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">goo.gl/w27Q9x</a> Follow it!

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg)

Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is shattered before her very eyes, ears and nose. PLUS, did the government send a dead ghost alien to spy on the leaders of the PFG or is their new producer already trying to sabotage the entire operation?!?   Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!   Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; www.shoutyourabortion.com  Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ~~~~~~~~* come see this bitch LIVE: Fri Feb 8th: New York Comedy Club 9:15pm Sat Feb 9th: Westside Comedy Club 10:30pm Sun Feb 10th: Broadway Comedy Club 8pm ~~~~~~~~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~&gt; patreon.com/wendistarling submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is shattered before her very eyes, ears and nose. PLUS, did the government send a dead ghost alien to spy on the leaders of the PFG or is their new producer already trying to sabotage the entire operation?!? Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: <a href="http://patreon.com/pfgpod" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://patreon.com/pfgpod</a> You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop ‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~&gt; <a href="http://www.shoutyourabortion.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.shoutyourabortion.com</a> Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 ~~~~~~~~* come see this bitch LIVE: Fri Feb 8th: New York Comedy Club 9:15pm Sat Feb 9th: Westside Comedy Club 10:30pm Sun Feb 10th: Broadway Comedy Club 8pm ~~~~~~~~* PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~&gt; <a href="http://patreon.com/wendistarling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">patreon.com/wendistarling</a> submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

93: Pussy Fat Good

Hey Everybody! It's Wendi. Because of the global chaos, I'm releasing today's episode of my solo pod "I Love You, Please Stop" through the PFG feed. Just wanted to give you a head's up that everything is fine and that Megan is still alive and we are releasing a new ep of our show tomorrow.  Your Moms love you very much. Wash your hands and stay inside. *** Holy shit. The world is pumping it’s brakes so hard we’ve pretty much flipped upside down but fear not, your friendly neighborhood alley cat is here to help you navigate your new life in quarantine. Wendi lays out some basic guidlines that will keep you clean and relatively sane. PLUS, hot tips for at-home footwear and figuring out whether you are more of a psychopath or sociopath.   FOLLOW WENDI!! IG: @wendibird82 Twitter: @wendistarling  FOLLOW THE SHOW!! IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop @befranknetwork @soundloungeny  And pretty please rate, review and share. ALSO, dm Wendi with your questions! She loves to hear from you and pinky swears to try and be helpful. Thank you!! Love ya!! Remember to shower, put on some shoes and wash your hands.  xoxo

Hey Everybody! It's Wendi. Because of the global chaos, I'm releasing today's episode of my solo pod "I Love You, Please Stop" through the PFG feed. Just wanted to give you a head's up that everything is fine and that Megan is still alive and we are releasing a new ep of our show tomorrow.  Your Moms love you very much. Wash your hands and stay inside. *** Holy shit. The world is pumping it’s brakes so hard we’ve pretty much flipped upside down but fear not, your friendly neighborhood alley cat is here to help you navigate your new life in quarantine. Wendi lays out some basic guidlines that will keep you clean and relatively sane. PLUS, hot tips for at-home footwear and figuring out whether you are more of a psychopath or sociopath.  FOLLOW WENDI!! IG: @wendibird82 Twitter: @wendistarling FOLLOW THE SHOW!! IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop @befranknetwork @soundloungeny And pretty please rate, review and share. ALSO, dm Wendi with your questions! She loves to hear from you and pinky swears to try and be helpful. Thank you!! Love ya!! Remember to shower, put on some shoes and wash your hands.  xoxo

150: ILYPS Bonus Ep: Get a Grip on Your Shoes, Get a Grip on Your Life

After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius OR are their scribblings more likely to land them in a prison or psych ward than even the shittiest of galleries?? THEN Stephen (@thepenta) complains about his thoughtful (and terrifyingly appropriate) birthday gifts, PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant scheme to not only celebrate but utilize farts of the lady persuasion for warfare!!! Or maybe just to sucker people into watching them eat sandwiches…****++++++++*++++++++****SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang!!!  Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COMFollow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpodE-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is ESG "DANCE"

After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius OR are their scribblings more likely to land them in a prison or psych ward than even the shittiest of galleries?? THEN Stephen (@thepenta) complains about his thoughtful (and terrifyingly appropriate) birthday gifts, PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant scheme to not only celebrate but utilize farts of the lady persuasion for warfare!!! Or maybe just to sucker people into watching them eat sandwiches… ****++++++++*++++++++**** SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at <a href="http://JAMMERZPOD.COM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">JAMMERZPOD.COM</a> Follow on Instagram &amp; Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is ESG "DANCE"

Michele Sinacore

In what is for sure the most action-packed Jammerz to date, the trio digs into proper massage technique with licenced massage therapist MICHELE SINACORE(@vitabymichele)! She sets up her table and the crew gets rubbin’ and tuggin’… on her BRAIN for information, you dirty birds. She demystifies ‘Day Spa’ culture by breaking down the different massage styles, how to behave when you’re receiving a massage and proper tipping etiquette. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) have flashbacks to disturbing childhood memories and Wendi (@wendibird82) uses her big girl words in attempt to impress and coax Michelle into saying a dirty word. PLUS Stephen finally faces his intimacy-of-touch issues when the girls bully him into massaging a SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. Will he actually give the massage or will he chicken out? Can Megan and Wendi trick their guest into talking about boners? Most importantly, can the trio pull of a listenable show with 5 people on 3 mics?!?Are you in NYC? Book Michele for a massage therapy session!vitabymichele.comor on Instagram: @vitabymicheleOr just try to relax to the soothing sound of more JAMMERZ:jammerzpod.comjammerzpod@gmail.com@jammerzpodThe end of episode jam is "Contact" by Froth out now on Wichita Records

In what is for sure the most action-packed Jammerz to date, the trio digs into proper massage technique with licenced massage therapist MICHELE SINACORE(@vitabymichele)! She sets up her table and the crew gets rubbin’ and tuggin’… on her BRAIN for information, you dirty birds. She demystifies ‘Day Spa’ culture by breaking down the different massage styles, how to behave when you’re receiving a massage and proper tipping etiquette. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) have flashbacks to disturbing childhood memories and Wendi (@wendibird82) uses her big girl words in attempt to impress and coax Michelle into saying a dirty word. PLUS Stephen finally faces his intimacy-of-touch issues when the girls bully him into massaging a SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. Will he actually give the massage or will he chicken out? Can Megan and Wendi trick their guest into talking about boners? Most importantly, can the trio pull of a listenable show with 5 people on 3 mics?!? Are you in NYC? Book Michele for a massage therapy session! <a href="http://vitabymichele.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">vitabymichele.com</a> or on Instagram: @vitabymichele Or just try to relax to the soothing sound of more JAMMERZ: <a href="http://jammerzpod.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">jammerzpod.com</a> jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod The end of episode jam is "Contact" by Froth out now on Wichita Records

Touch It (w/ Massage Therapist: Michele Sinacore)

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