Ray and Lucie return to talk about baseball, hate mail, and how they would each try to prevent an axe murder.

Ray and Lucie return to talk about baseball, hate mail, and how they would each try to prevent an axe murder.

32 - Sucking Off An Axe Murderer

Noam Chomsky

Ray and Lucie discuss Hunter Biden's dark sexual charisma, speculate about how their imaginary baby will die, and fantasize about Noam Chomsky being their grandpa.

Ray and Lucie discuss Hunter Biden's dark sexual charisma, speculate about how their imaginary baby will die, and fantasize about Noam Chomsky being their grandpa.

31 - Noam Chomsky's Slutty Grandchildren

Ray and Lucie talk about their disgusting quarantine habits, getting fired from old jobs, and a very serious illness called Cutie Baby Business Disease.

Ray and Lucie talk about their disgusting quarantine habits, getting fired from old jobs, and a very serious illness called Cutie Baby Business Disease.

30 - Cutie Baby Business Disease

Ray and Lucie discuss quarantine sex, how Pornhub is consolidating power, how long it take a dick to rot away, and much more.

Ray and Lucie discuss quarantine sex, how Pornhub is consolidating power, how long it take a dick to rot away, and much more.

29 - Corona Porn

Ray and Lucie weigh the pros and cons of being quarantined and make plans for dealing with Ray's corpse when the time comes. They also discuss how they would seduce Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Ray and Lucie weigh the pros and cons of being quarantined and make plans for dealing with Ray's corpse when the time comes. They also discuss how they would seduce Jay-Z and Beyonce.

28 - The Bloated Corpse and the Street Rat

Lucie is a cannibal. Ray is the Sultan of the Forest. Will he be able to tame her wild spirit.

Lucie is a cannibal. Ray is the Sultan of the Forest. Will he be able to tame her wild spirit.

27 - I'll Find a Way to Eat You

Ray and Lucie talk about abortion methods, pissing, politics, and the couple discusses the only scenario in which it's ok to kill a dog. 

Ray and Lucie talk about abortion methods, pissing, politics, and the couple discusses the only scenario in which it's ok to kill a dog.

26 - Kill this dog! 

Carl Panzram

Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, the fetishization of serial killers, and whether they would want to be cheated on for a large cash prize.

Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, the fetishization of serial killers, and whether they would want to be cheated on for a large cash prize.

25 - A Rose for Carl Panzram

Lucie and Ray discuss their holidays, sordid stories of their bodies failing them throughout the years, and the lighter side of being Toxic.

Lucie and Ray discuss their holidays, sordid stories of their bodies failing them throughout the years, and the lighter side of being Toxic.

24 - Hugging With Knives

Ray Kump

Lucie thinks Ray should convince her to try cocaine. Plus, the couple discusses the ethics of bestiality and plan Ray's 2020 congressional campaign.

Lucie thinks Ray should convince her to try cocaine. Plus, the couple discusses the ethics of bestiality and plan Ray's 2020 congressional campaign.

23 - Ray Kump 2020

Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner, twocomedians and lovers, share their perspective on the world with you.

these two have great conversation chemistry.  lovely podcast, also disgusting

amazing

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Ray Kump and Lucie Steiner, two comedians and lovers, share their perspective on the world with you.

Our Love Is Disgusting

Ray and Lucie recall past relationship woes, Ray challenges Lucie's dedication to being cucked, and the couple debate the ethics of polyamory vs monogamy.

Ray and Lucie recall past relationship woes, Ray challenges Lucie's dedication to being cucked, and the couple debate the ethics of polyamory vs monogamy.

21 - Regular Guys Need Muses Too

In the future, firemen have to have sex with your wife if you pay them $20.   But first, Ray and Lucie review "Marriage Story" and discuss alternatives to religion.

In the future, firemen have to have sex with your wife if you pay them $20.   But first, Ray and Lucie review "Marriage Story" and discuss alternatives to religion.

22 - Lucie's Law

Ray questions Lucie's revulsion with gape porn, Lucie recounts her fisting origin story, and the couple dive deep into their troubled inner children. 

Ray questions Lucie's revulsion with gape porn, Lucie recounts her fisting origin story, and the couple dive deep into their troubled inner children.

4 - Gape Life

Ray and Lucie wonder what sex is like in a cult, discuss ways to spice up their own sex life, test Ray’s knowledge of feminist history, and so much more.

Ray and Lucie wonder what sex is like in a cult, discuss ways to spice up their own sex life, test Ray’s knowledge of feminist history, and so much more.

20 - Hemingway’s Penis 

Ray and Lucie drank a bit too much whiskey and then turned on the mics to record an insane hour, covering topics from Lucie becoming a feeder, to intimacy among Italian boys,  and the follow up to "Piss-Gate". Also,  the first ever Lucie and Ray advice segment. This one is the real deal, don't miss it!

Ray and Lucie drank a bit too much whiskey and then turned on the mics to record an insane hour, covering topics from Lucie becoming a feeder, to intimacy among Italian boys,  and the follow up to "Piss-Gate". Also,  the first ever Lucie and Ray advice segment. This one is the real deal, don't miss it!

3 - Two Drunk Slobs 

Lucie invites Ray to a magic show, and they discuss Lucie's past as a sad girl, Ray's taste for menstruation, and when is the right time to call yourself the daddy. 

Lucie invites Ray to a magic show, and they discuss Lucie's past as a sad girl, Ray's taste for menstruation, and when is the right time to call yourself the daddy.

7- Let's Find a New Mommy

Ray and Lucie debate Ray's strategy for infiltrating the patriarchy, talk about the 2020 Democratic primary, and discuss their latest role play experiments.

Ray and Lucie debate Ray's strategy for infiltrating the patriarchy, talk about the 2020 Democratic primary, and discuss their latest role play experiments.

6 - Wet Holes for Bernie

Ray and Lucie discuss "The Handmaid's Tale," and speculate on what they would do to their baby in a fascist hell-scape. Also, Ray discovers a mystery involving beautiful Italian pole vaulters, and opines on what makes a true 9/11 hero.

Ray and Lucie discuss "The Handmaid's Tale," and speculate on what they would do to their baby in a fascist hell-scape. Also, Ray discovers a mystery involving beautiful Italian pole vaulters, and opines on what makes a true 9/11 hero.

5 - Who's Gonna Smother Our Baby?

Ray and Lucie beg to be canceled after their conversation about Ray's night farts evolves into a discussion about violent extremism.

Ray and Lucie beg to be canceled after their conversation about Ray's night farts evolves into a discussion about violent extremism.

19 - Please Cancel Us

Lucie and Ray discuss the Georgia abortion law and Alyssa Milano's ill-participated sex strike, and the problematic career of pop star Billie Eilish, and Lucie's problematic plans to emulate it. 

Lucie and Ray discuss the Georgia abortion law and Alyssa Milano's ill-participated sex strike, and the problematic career of pop star Billie Eilish, and Lucie's problematic plans to emulate it.

8 - Lucie's Star is Born

Lucie and Ray discuss nipple suckling, hanging out in a porn store booth together, acting like (literal) animals, and introduce a new character. 

Lucie and Ray discuss nipple suckling, hanging out in a porn store booth together, acting like (literal) animals, and introduce a new character.

9 - Finding Love at the Porn Store

Lucie and Ray discuss their changing bodies, whether they should raise their future child religious, and debate whether or not a couples guitar lesson is emasculating.

Lucie and Ray discuss their changing bodies, whether they should raise their future child religious, and debate whether or not a couples guitar lesson is emasculating.

11 - Piggy Died a Coward

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's excessive ear wax, their first weekend getaway, Lucie's sleepy gas lighting, and the possible ulterior motives of a federal judge.

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's excessive ear wax, their first weekend getaway, Lucie's sleepy gas lighting, and the possible ulterior motives of a federal judge.

10 - The Sex Strike Works

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