We did it! We finished The Afterman and also, holy shit, Coheed released a new Album and we talked about that. 

We did it! We finished The Afterman and also, holy shit, Coheed released a new Album and we talked about that.

The Amory Score 59: The Afterman: Descension

IT’S TIME!! The brand new format for The Amory Score is here as we stop taking years to do a single album and just knock one out every few months. Welcome back. We all need Mayo today.

IT’S TIME!! The brand new format for The Amory Score is here as we stop taking years to do a single album and just knock one out every few months. Welcome back. We all need Mayo today.

The Amory Score 58: The Afterman: Ascension

THE BOOK IS DEAD WE ARE FREEThis brings an end to this untenable “one song every 2-5 months” structrure we’ve been doing. Simply our schedules are a disaster. The episodes will be about the same distance apart but about full albums for the last couple. 

THE BOOK IS DEAD WE ARE FREEThis brings an end to this untenable “one song every 2-5 months” structrure we’ve been doing. Simply our schedules are a disaster. The episodes will be about the same distance apart but about full albums for the last couple.

The Amory Score 57: The Black Rainbow

MAYO DEFTINWOLF WAS IN HIS GLORYone more episode. and then we are free

MAYO DEFTINWOLF WAS IN HIS GLORYone more episode. and then we are free

The Amory Score 56: When Skeletons Live

We will finish this album this year. We will. No matter how bad this book gets, we will make it through, and together we will all stand on the other side as Coheed experts. But the trial doesn’t get easier.

We will finish this album this year. We will. No matter how bad this book gets, we will make it through, and together we will all stand on the other side as Coheed experts. But the trial doesn’t get easier.

The Amory Score 55: In The Flame of Error

We’re back and ready to tackle the worst combination of song and chapter we have yet seen on The Amory Score. Content Warnings for sexual assault and misogyny, even beyond the usual level of that stuff that comes from covering a story like The Amory Wars.

We’re back and ready to tackle the worst combination of song and chapter we have yet seen on The Amory Score. Content Warnings for sexual assault and misogyny, even beyond the usual level of that stuff that comes from covering a story like The Amory Wars.

The Amory Score 54: Pearl of the Stars

The Amory Score is back. At the rate of an old Newgrounds Cartoon we will drag ourselves over the finish line on this terrible book this year. It’s going to happen. Just you wait.

The Amory Score is back. At the rate of an old Newgrounds Cartoon we will drag ourselves over the finish line on this terrible book this year. It’s going to happen. Just you wait.

The Amory Score 53: Made Out of Nothing (All That I Am)

Hello! We recorded this episode in something resembling reasonable time and it has sat on my hard drive unedited for over a month. Classic Jackson. I accept all blame. Anyway, here’s the best song on the whole album.

Hello! We recorded this episode in something resembling reasonable time and it has sat on my hard drive unedited for over a month. Classic Jackson. I accept all blame. Anyway, here’s the best song on the whole album.

The Amory Score 52: World of Lines

Amory Scores are like busses. You wait months for one and then two come along at once. But in our defence we had no idea Coheed were going to drop a song today, let alone one as powerfully stupid and deserving of immeidiate attention as a sequel to Jessie’s Girl, that is also now a horror movie about how women do be crazy bro.Please, enjoy the bonus episode.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!

Amory Scores are like busses. You wait months for one and then two come along at once. But in our defence we had no idea Coheed were going to drop a song today, let alone one as powerfully stupid and deserving of immeidiate attention as a sequel to Jessie’s Girl, that is also now a horror movie about how women do be crazy bro.Please, enjoy the bonus episode.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!

The Amory Score 51: Jessie's Girl 2

As suddenly as we disappear, we appear again to bring you another episode of The Amory Score. reading this book in chapters once every 4 months is a project that will kill both of us, but we do it for you, because we love you, and we love content.

As suddenly as we disappear, we appear again to bring you another episode of The Amory Score. reading this book in chapters once every 4 months is a project that will kill both of us, but we do it for you, because we love you, and we love content.

The Amory Score 50: This Shattered Symphony

The Amory Score is a weekly podcast where your hosts Jackson &amp; Molly take you on a journey through the ridiculous discography of Coheed and Cambria. Going track by track, they're here to explain to you just what the heck the deal is with that incomprehensible sci-fi concept, and have some fun with songs along the way. So please come on in, as we give you, the Amory Score...

Never had a high school breakup, so I can’t relate to any of this.

I Have No Idea What’s Going On (and I’m too afraid to ask)

Yeah well you listen to a lot of things and how’s THAT work? You’re a bicycle.

Ten Stars (Of Pod’s Blood and Burial)

The Amory Score

Hello and welcome to the number one Coheed and Cambria podcast on iTunes! I checked, and shockingly there aren't any others, so it's us or bust, baby.This week we're talking about the second song, Devil in Jersey City, which means there's a strong content warning on this episode for discussion of rape, sexual assault and violence against women. This song contains some of the worst tendencies of the bands early-era edgelord misogyny, and we talk about it head on.I think there's good discussion here about the way misogyny can evolve into more 'respectable' forms and the weird cognitive dissonance that can come from revisiting something you loved as a teenager, but if you want to skip this one due to the subject matter, I totally understand

Hello and welcome to the number one Coheed and Cambria podcast on iTunes! I checked, and shockingly there aren't any others, so it's us or bust, baby.This week we're talking about the second song, Devil in Jersey City, which means there's a strong content warning on this episode for discussion of rape, sexual assault and violence against women. This song contains some of the worst tendencies of the bands early-era edgelord misogyny, and we talk about it head on.I think there's good discussion here about the way misogyny can evolve into more 'respectable' forms and the weird cognitive dissonance that can come from revisiting something you loved as a teenager, but if you want to skip this one due to the subject matter, I totally understand

The Amory Score #2: Devil in Jersey City

The war between the rebellion and Wilhelm Ryan has been long and bloody, and it hasn't made much sense, but surely we will be in for a better time as we cut across the galaxy to the other plotline, that of The Crowing and his (currently unformed) entourage.Spoilers: we will not fare better at all.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                       Claudio Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ambellina                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Al The Killer                                                                                                                 PANELS Ambellina burns her wings! Al's girlfriend kicks him to the curb. She's fine now. Nothing bad happened to her. Claudio argues with the ghost of his idiot, murderous father. Al's covered in blood. That girl is still fine, by the way. Out of site of Claudio, Ambellina deals with the Priest that is on his tail Hijinks as our protagonists just barely avoid meeting each other. Gotta fill for time. This is just a legitimately great page.

The war between the rebellion and Wilhelm Ryan has been long and bloody, and it hasn't made much sense, but surely we will be in for a better time as we cut across the galaxy to the other plotline, that of The Crowing and his (currently unformed) entourage.Spoilers: we will not fare better at all.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a> </a> Claudio Kilgannon <a> </a> Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost) <a> </a> Ambellina <a> </a> Al The Killer <h2>PANELS</h2> Ambellina burns her wings! Al's girlfriend kicks him to the curb. She's fine now. Nothing bad happened to her. Claudio argues with the ghost of his idiot, murderous father. Al's covered in blood. That girl is still fine, by the way. Out of site of Claudio, Ambellina deals with the Priest that is on his tail Hijinks as our protagonists just barely avoid meeting each other. Gotta fill for time. This is just a legitimately great page.

The Amory Score #15: The Crowing

In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly be?Well, my friends, those questions are answered today. Enter: Ten Speed.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                       Ryder                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Erica Court                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ten Speed                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ambellina                                                                                                                 PANELS Where could the bike have gone...... Claudio looks stoned as hell here. HE'S A FUCKING BICYCLE Arthur Meme Stay Away From My Girl Okay. I'm calling bullshit on 'Amory Drive.' Later, Ryder decides to set up the demon bicycle by his workstation. He's not a good writer. And here's Ambellina. You better believe she's naked. Anyway, what's the exact thing you don't want the the love of your life to walk in on you doing?

In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly be?Well, my friends, those questions are answered today. Enter: Ten Speed.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a> </a> Ryder <a> </a> Erica Court <a> </a> Ten Speed <a> </a> Ambellina <h2>PANELS</h2> Where could the bike have gone...... Claudio looks stoned as hell here. HE'S A FUCKING BICYCLE Arthur Meme Stay Away From My Girl Okay. I'm calling bullshit on 'Amory Drive.' Later, Ryder decides to set up the demon bicycle by his workstation. He's not a good writer. And here's Ambellina. You better believe she's naked. Anyway, what's the exact thing you don't want the the love of your life to walk in on you doing?

The Amory Score #25: Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial)

We’re back! Happy new fuckin’ year, it’s time for The Amory Score to return from the darkness to bring hope for the future!! And this time, we don’t just have an album to talk about, but a whole novel written by Claudio Sanchez and Peter David. It’s time to find out just what the hell is going on in Year of The Black Rainbow, as we wonder eternally: where oh where is Mayo?You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!

We’re back! Happy new fuckin’ year, it’s time for The Amory Score to return from the darkness to bring hope for the future!! And this time, we don’t just have an album to talk about, but a whole novel written by Claudio Sanchez and Peter David. It’s time to find out just what the hell is going on in Year of The Black Rainbow, as we wonder eternally: where oh where is Mayo?You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!

The Amory Score 46: The Broken

It is June 8th and the world is a very stressful place, but that isn't going to stop the latest installment of your favourite Coheed and Cambria podcast: The Amory Score!When last we left our heroes, they had murdered their children and, following this, were immediately captured by the villains. This time, they're about to realise that they maybe shouldn't have believed the villains when they said "hey, kill your kids for us," and they get a little angry about it.

It is June 8th and the world is a very stressful place, but that isn't going to stop the latest installment of your favourite Coheed and Cambria podcast: The Amory Score!When last we left our heroes, they had murdered their children and, following this, were immediately captured by the villains. This time, they're about to realise that they maybe shouldn't have believed the villains when they said "hey, kill your kids for us," and they get a little angry about it.

The Amory Score #4: Delirium Trigger

Hey everyone, there is no episode this week! I'm still in the hell that is university work and I've spent all day packing my shit to move across the country, so arranging me and Molly's schedule to get the episode up and finished proved impossible. However, I put aside enough time to record a quick thing about some of the other music that I like that you are all free to roast me for. Don't record podcasts on your own. It drains you. It drains you in your soul. You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!

Hey everyone, there is no episode this week! I'm still in the hell that is university work and I've spent all day packing my shit to move across the country, so arranging me and Molly's schedule to get the episode up and finished proved impossible. However, I put aside enough time to record a quick thing about some of the other music that I like that you are all free to roast me for. Don't record podcasts on your own. It drains you. It drains you in your soul. You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!

The Amory Score #XX - Jackson's Musical Monologue

Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Coheed Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Cambria Kilgannon                                                                                                                 PANELS Coheed and Cambria as The Monstar and The White Ruineer, respectively. We get this Double Page Spread as they both shoot the hell off into space. Bloop. The Keywork breaks apart! Why is Actual Earth there?!?!?! This is why you don't bring a skull-gun-arm to a sword fight. The last thought Coheed has is "why is my Wife stabbing me?" And with this conveniently placed titty transformation, Cambria goes full Romeo and Juliet Oh COME on. The Prise, the Wives of the Universe, prepare to make their final sacrifice. And with the ultimate Wife Death, the day is "saved," and Ryan's (unknown) evil plan moves closer to completion...

Last time, everyone went to Paris: Earth, Coheed became SkullGreymon, and Wilhelm Ryan started acting like he had already won. But what the fuck did the transformation do? What's happening to Cambria? What is anyone's plan, and how many wives will die? All these questions and more will be answered in this dramatic episode of: The Amory Score.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499306432583-4WWC97WO66A8WMIW9D49/Coheed_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Coheed Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499306432474-2PLZTQ9ZW0SINZR7C4ER/Cambria_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Cambria Kilgannon <h2>PANELS</h2> Coheed and Cambria as The Monstar and The White Ruineer, respectively. We get this Double Page Spread as they both shoot the hell off into space. Bloop. The Keywork breaks apart! Why is Actual Earth there?!?!?! This is why you don't bring a skull-gun-arm to a sword fight. The last thought Coheed has is "why is my Wife stabbing me?" And with this conveniently placed titty transformation, Cambria goes full Romeo and Juliet Oh COME on. The Prise, the Wives of the Universe, prepare to make their final sacrifice. And with the ultimate Wife Death, the day is "saved," and Ryan's (unknown) evil plan moves closer to completion...

The Amory Score #8: Neverender

Flashback to November when Molly and I were extremely excited about how fast this season of podcasts were going to go: that ended up not happening. Sorry for the delay, both of our personal lives are not in great situations right now so it’s extremely hard to find the time to record! I hope you enjoy this episode though, our other podcasts continue apace, and we’ll get another episode out to you as soon as we can!!

Flashback to November when Molly and I were extremely excited about how fast this season of podcasts were going to go: that ended up not happening. Sorry for the delay, both of our personal lives are not in great situations right now so it’s extremely hard to find the time to record! I hope you enjoy this episode though, our other podcasts continue apace, and we’ll get another episode out to you as soon as we can!!

The Amory Score 41: The Running Free

Friends, it is Thursday, and you know what that means: It's time for your weekly update onto the goings on within The Amory Wars. Who's winning? Who's losing? What's the deal with all those dead wives?None of these questions will be answered. There will only be more questions.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Jesse Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Cambria Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Coheed Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                 PANELS Our Heroes!!! Admiral Crom is here and unlike me, he doesn't need Mayo Is every villain Army this incompetent all the time? Is it a requirement The KBI are reunited at last! One happy family! How ironic that the only one that can actually stop Ryan's plan is the one special boy who he did not kill first. Hoisted. Wow! They totally survive this, by the way. This is just a really weird forced cliffhanger for the end of comic Vol. 1... ...Before the art style completely changes and the story heads off to Paris: Earth Meanwhile, our special boy learns that resistence is possible! He will not leave this planet and join the rebellion for another ten years.

Friends, it is Thursday, and you know what that means: It's time for your weekly update onto the goings on within The Amory Wars. Who's winning? Who's losing? What's the deal with all those dead wives?None of these questions will be answered. There will only be more questions.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1497552373238-4MZRGDSLSQ5CQFI1NAJW/Char_inferno.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1497552373249-0ZG35J9DHL8QPF5FM7CT/Cambria_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Cambria Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1497552373643-2DITVMLCG266BFZZ8ZXU/Coheed_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Coheed Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1497552373771-WGTJ9BVUJACWC9ULE1EF/mayo.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <h2>PANELS</h2> Our Heroes!!! Admiral Crom is here and unlike me, he doesn't need Mayo Is every villain Army this incompetent all the time? Is it a requirement The KBI are reunited at last! One happy family! How ironic that the only one that can actually stop Ryan's plan is the one special boy who he did not kill first. Hoisted. Wow! They totally survive this, by the way. This is just a really weird forced cliffhanger for the end of comic Vol. 1... ...Before the art style completely changes and the story heads off to Paris: Earth Meanwhile, our special boy learns that resistence is possible! He will not leave this planet and join the rebellion for another ten years.

The Amory Score #5: Hearshot Kid Disaster

Last time, Claudio sat down on his girlfriend's lawn and started telling his story to a dog. This time, he continues by telling the story of people who he doesn't know and don't know him to the dog. Let's just go with it.Deep on the storm planet of Donar, Inferno's forces wait for the moment of battle against Wilhelm Ryan's Red Army. Before long, all paths lead to a climactic confrontation on the plains of Silent Earth: 3...You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                            " data-lightbox-theme="dark" href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502386654836-YXCNETX69JQOPPA7NCA1/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+118+2.jpg" role="button" class="                     image-slide-anchor                                            js-gallery-lightbox-opener                                          content-fill                   "                 &gt;                                        View fullsize                                                                           Chase                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Sizer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Ondria                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                 PANELS Ryan is so evil that he has imprinted himself onto the mind of every Dog. I like this panel. House atlantic has a good creepy vibe. This is some of the worst plotting I have ever seen. This comic has two authors. I too have seen Attack of the Clones I would much rather just have the Evil Star Trek Adventure of Mayo Deftinwolf Here's Chase, our ten-year-old looking adult girl. I'm sure this will be extremely well handled. Ondria gives Sizer a good ol' talking to. Battle on the storm planet! This is just how they open one of the issues. Big ol gory Metal Cover. I'm fairly sure this doesn't actually happen. Mayo, my dude, it's ok. Here we have some prime Comic Book Tity Physics going on. ARM THE WIFE CANNON tfw you have to explain this shit to your boss What the HELL is up with this transition? It's not motivated by anything, there's no real or thematic connection between these places... ...but they do it anyway! why not? Normal Walking Pose Jesse gets the door shut in his goddamn face. CHOSEN ONE PROPHECIES THESE. ARE. COOL. SPACESHIPS. Mayo &gt; Jesse Jesse gets heckled at his own rallying cry. Hoisted. A double page spread; Wilhelm Ryan is actually here on the planet! Jesse lines his entire army up in one small canyon, preumably because he loves losing so much. The IRO-Bots do their thing! Sizer... ...Hack... ...Many... ...And Chase. Mayo witnesses Chase's power and realises just how boned he is.

<a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/the-amory-score-podcast/2017/7/27/the-amory-score-11-the-ring-in-return" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Last time</a>, Claudio sat down on his girlfriend's lawn and started telling his story to a dog. This time, he continues by telling the story of people who he doesn't know and don't know him to the dog. Let's just go with it.Deep on the storm planet of Donar, Inferno's forces wait for the moment of battle against Wilhelm Ryan's Red Army. Before long, all paths lead to a climactic confrontation on the plains of Silent Earth: 3...You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502384885795-X9XVPEHDWXBO7Y1KPH1O/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B18.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <a>" data-lightbox-theme="dark" href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502386654836-YXCNETX69JQOPPA7NCA1/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+118+2.jpg" role="button" class=" image-slide-anchor js-gallery-lightbox-opener content-fill " &gt; View fullsize </a> Chase <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502386742576-NLFRQGMV2WTJMDZKVIYB/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+51sgds.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Sizer <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502386832698-152T9YLPHPWGA7M2GE2U/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+93+22.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Ondria <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1502386919134-7VP9XPFSWXSGTR118INJ/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+32.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <h2>PANELS</h2> Ryan is so evil that he has imprinted himself onto the mind of every Dog. I like this panel. House atlantic has a good creepy vibe. This is some of the worst plotting I have ever seen. This comic has two authors. I too have seen Attack of the Clones I would much rather just have the Evil Star Trek Adventure of Mayo Deftinwolf Here's Chase, our ten-year-old looking adult girl. I'm sure this will be extremely well handled. Ondria gives Sizer a good ol' talking to. Battle on the storm planet! This is just how they open one of the issues. Big ol gory Metal Cover. I'm fairly sure this doesn't actually happen. Mayo, my dude, it's ok. Here we have some prime Comic Book Tity Physics going on. ARM THE WIFE CANNON tfw you have to explain this shit to your boss What the HELL is up with this transition? It's not motivated by anything, there's no real or thematic connection between these places... ...but they do it anyway! why not? Normal Walking Pose Jesse gets the door shut in his goddamn face. CHOSEN ONE PROPHECIES THESE. ARE. COOL. SPACESHIPS. Mayo &gt; Jesse Jesse gets heckled at his own rallying cry. Hoisted. A double page spread; Wilhelm Ryan is actually here on the planet! Jesse lines his entire army up in one small canyon, preumably because he loves losing so much. The IRO-Bots do their thing! Sizer... ...Hack... ...Many... ...And Chase. Mayo witnesses Chase's power and realises just how boned he is.

The Amory Score #12: In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3

All roads lead to Paris: Earth in this action packed episode of The Amory Score. After taking a breather last week to check in with Patrick, a boy who was not at all special, this week we speed towards the climax of the album, as the stakes are raised, cliffhangers are reached, and Claudio's high school girlfriend must be protected.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Coheed Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Cambria Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mariah Antillarea                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Jessee "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Newo Ikkin                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Claudio Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Ambellina                                                                                                                 PANELS The Expository Cops are here to bring everyone up to speed on the situation. Ambellina shows up like the Terminator, please enjoy this page for a class in how not to draw Women's Anatomy. Claudio's goodbye letter to Newo is a lot. I want everyone to bet whether this Dog makes it or not. Meanwhile, Jesse gets extremely murdered. Just kidding he's totally fine! While Coheed is captured, Mayo comes to give him a good, healthy spit in the face. On the other side of the planet, Mariah tries to stop Mayo from releasing the flies. She fails. With the flies escape, all hell breaks loose! Please enjoy this double page spread. What is pacing. Now stung by the flies, Coheed begins to transform into Skullgreymon or some shit, and murders Crom. Twist: Cambria's been there all this time, and apparently is about to become involved in the plot! lol

All roads lead to Paris: Earth in this action packed episode of The Amory Score. After taking a breather last week to check in with Patrick, a boy who was not at all special, this week we speed towards the climax of the album, as the stakes are raised, cliffhangers are reached, and Claudio's high school girlfriend must be protected.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498760897366-4Z1GRDIGFB8EE70K9VCT/Coheed_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Coheed Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498761166676-96G0PX6I020CU6SCZUSR/Cambria_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Cambria Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498760897001-21EVB6HHP296RMMQ2RIS/Mariah_Antillarea.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mariah Antillarea <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498760897119-R41PSD4WO222IQJPYZR7/Char_inferno.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jessee "Inferno" Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498760897720-CJARNWJV12XID15602EG/mayo.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498761016299-THRAN9WH3BP857BGWC3M/Newo_Ikkin.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Newo Ikkin <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498761317342-S60MKSMEU3TK8DNDZIMB/Claudio_Kilgannon.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Claudio Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498761046163-AMSPEW5JJ173ANZ8R4FU/56b6466ba19b5d001cf2035f3c5cf5c5.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Ambellina <h2>PANELS</h2> The Expository Cops are here to bring everyone up to speed on the situation. Ambellina shows up like the Terminator, please enjoy this page for a class in how not to draw Women's Anatomy. Claudio's goodbye letter to Newo is a lot. I want everyone to bet whether this Dog makes it or not. Meanwhile, Jesse gets extremely murdered. Just kidding he's totally fine! While Coheed is captured, Mayo comes to give him a good, healthy spit in the face. On the other side of the planet, Mariah tries to stop Mayo from releasing the flies. She fails. With the flies escape, all hell breaks loose! Please enjoy this double page spread. What is pacing. Now stung by the flies, Coheed begins to transform into Skullgreymon or some shit, and murders Crom. Twist: Cambria's been there all this time, and apparently is about to become involved in the plot! lol

The Amory Score #7: Junesong Provision

After a six week hiatus, Molly and Jackson are back to tackle Issue 11 of Good Apollo! Here's the situation: we were waiting for the final issue to have its release date confirmed, and its deadline grew closer and closer and then finally a week ago they just said fuck it and delayed the issue until October. And we're not waiting that long. So we're back, and we've got an extra long, extra rowdy episode here for you all today. Come on in and enjoy.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                       Claudio Kilganon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ambellina                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ryder                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Wilhelm Ryan                                                                                                                 PANELS Nobody knows how to draw chase part 100000 Just some casual void floating Time to argue with God The big Thing didn't happen! :O!!! All the best comics resolve with people shooting different colour beams at each other Ah shit, the thing happened anyway

After a six week hiatus, Molly and Jackson are back to tackle Issue 11 of Good Apollo! Here's the situation: we were waiting for the final issue to have its release date confirmed, and its deadline grew closer and closer and then finally a week ago they just said fuck it and delayed the issue until October. And we're not waiting that long. So we're back, and we've got an extra long, extra rowdy episode here for you all today. Come on in and enjoy.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a> </a> Claudio Kilganon <a> </a> Ambellina <a> </a> Ryder <a> </a> Wilhelm Ryan <h2>PANELS</h2> Nobody knows how to draw chase part 100000 Just some casual void floating Time to argue with God The big Thing didn't happen! :O!!! All the best comics resolve with people shooting different colour beams at each other Ah shit, the thing happened anyway

The Amory Score 33: The Willing Well I: Fuel For The Feeding End

We return after a break to bring you the story of Chase and Sizer, one of the most uncomfortable stories in The Amory Wars, so uncomfortable that it never really happened. Can their story stand proud with that of Josephine, the woman thrice dead?Please join us for another ridiculous episode of The Amory Score...You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Chase                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Sizer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Ondria                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Wilhelm Ryan                                                                                                                 PANELSQuick heads up: these panels are pretty disgusting with the gore. Poor Sizer, owned but not forgotten. RIP Hack and Many, everyone's favourite characters. Brain Genius Jesse Kilgannon, here Claudio giving an extremely boring monologue about Chase activates the powers of the Special Girl... ..and from her power, myriad wives do spawn! An extremely trustworthy surrender. tfw you don't know where sizer is Jesse Convinces The Space Popes To Spring The Trap Everybody's favourite general remains in charge!

We return after a break to bring you the story of Chase and Sizer, one of the most uncomfortable stories in The Amory Wars, so uncomfortable that it never really happened. Can their story stand proud with that of Josephine, the woman thrice dead?Please join us for another ridiculous episode of The Amory Score...You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212446679-L54VKW80GG2IJ9WUHVLT/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B18.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212446573-QZBDJYKUXTI9QAJVAWJI/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B118%2B2.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Chase <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212445273-92SQMRQXCO2V3WBW4SGP/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B51sgds.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Sizer <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212443227-4AJI70F9X2IJ1QGJF0VQ/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B93%2B22.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Ondria <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212445263-HEEGEUZF2YBFKNKKNXPJ/The%2BAmory%2BWars%2B-%2BIn%2BKeeping%2BSecrets%2Bof%2BSilent%2BEarth%2B-%2B%2B-%2BUltimate%2BEdition%2B%233%2B%282017%29%2B-%2BPage%2B32.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1504212566389-80V21D932HNTYXLBN53J/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+109.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Wilhelm Ryan <h2>PANELS</h2>Quick heads up: these panels are pretty disgusting with the gore. Poor Sizer, owned but not forgotten. RIP Hack and Many, everyone's favourite characters. Brain Genius Jesse Kilgannon, here Claudio giving an extremely boring monologue about Chase activates the powers of the Special Girl... ..and from her power, myriad wives do spawn! An extremely trustworthy surrender. tfw you don't know where sizer is Jesse Convinces The Space Popes To Spring The Trap Everybody's favourite general remains in charge!

The Amory Score #13: Cuts Marked in the March of Men

The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Mariah Antillarea                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Claudio Kilgannon                                                                                                                 PANELS Mariah continues her fight while Mayo spots her and moves in, accompanied by several thousand sound effects. Jesse is forced to watch as the last surviving Wife is finally put to rest... Mayo presents his trophy to Ryan, placing him back in the Tri-Mage's good graces. What's in the box? A lone Star on Shylos Ten pushes one of the Red Army guards into the Keywork. Because the Red Army just operate a Slave Farming Soul Farm, apparently. #Edgey Claudio and Cecil are attacked by a Priest. Which is more than a little awkward. Claudio has a good old whine about the special boy powers which have now saved his life like twenty bajillion times. Thanks to an intervention from the guards, Claudio and Cecil escape the priest unmurdered and undetected. But then Cecil catches him stealing. And that simply won't do. Please enjoy a whole page of questionable art as Cecil kicks Claudio out of the camp. CUT TO THE EPILOGUE. Jesse's a boxer now. It ends with a fucking bananas final page. Claudio has not spoken to a SOUL in six years. He has completely embraced nihlism, and grown extreme facial hair. One of the panels looks like he is recieving a facial. See you fucking next time.

The immediate crisis has ended, and Coheed and Cambria are no more, but there are still matters to be attended to within Heaven's Fence. Mariah's rebellion still fights Ryan's Red Army and Mayo Deftinwolf in the ruins of Paris: Earth, while across the stars, a special boy struggles with his destiny...Join us for the first album's finale, the end of Second Stage Turbine Blade...You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499973470125-6KQDDQIUXJFR1NCKC8LJ/Mariah_Antillarea+%281%29.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mariah Antillarea <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499973470001-1IJAHI2T74CR7J0PH4U5/Char_inferno+%281%29.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499973469778-HCS456U5YVSQ4S41S0AC/mayo+%281%29.png" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1499973469643-XI1ODLU9ASNCX6EOP9EU/Claudio_Kilgannon+%281%29.gif" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Claudio Kilgannon <h2>PANELS</h2> Mariah continues her fight while Mayo spots her and moves in, accompanied by several thousand sound effects. Jesse is forced to watch as the last surviving Wife is finally put to rest... Mayo presents his trophy to Ryan, placing him back in the Tri-Mage's good graces. What's in the box? A lone Star on Shylos Ten pushes one of the Red Army guards into the Keywork. Because the Red Army just operate a Slave Farming Soul Farm, apparently. #Edgey Claudio and Cecil are attacked by a Priest. Which is more than a little awkward. Claudio has a good old whine about the special boy powers which have now saved his life like twenty bajillion times. Thanks to an intervention from the guards, Claudio and Cecil escape the priest unmurdered and undetected. But then Cecil catches him stealing. And that simply won't do. Please enjoy a whole page of questionable art as Cecil kicks Claudio out of the camp. CUT TO THE EPILOGUE. Jesse's a boxer now. It ends with a fucking bananas final page. Claudio has not spoken to a SOUL in six years. He has completely embraced nihlism, and grown extreme facial hair. One of the panels looks like he is recieving a facial. See you fucking next time.

The Amory Score #9: God Send Conspirator

Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Claudio Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Apollo                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                 PANELS Claudio, outside Newo's house, too scared to call his high school ex after ten years because that's fucking creepy. So he has a chat with her dog instead, because that's normal. Claudio at his most relatable, yelling at his mental image of Coheed for making, at every stage, the worst decision imaginable. Jesse. What the fuck. It is tough being an immortal blue space wife, sometimes you just faint out of nowhere and need a good space trucker to catch you. Claudio breaks his ten year vow of silence... ...by introducing a new Special Boy power, unseen by the audience until now. And here we have it. Possibly the stupidest moment in all of these comics until now. Ambellina is here and she's ten times more fucky than before!

Ten years ago, Coheed and Cambria killed their children and almost destroyed the whole universe. Many thought that was the end of it, but their valiant struggle is continued by their son Claudio and their brother Jesse, and thus begins the tale ten years later, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1501176379472-0ETR8M8FNUAO8GPEFSJQ/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+10.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Claudio Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1501176379221-NQ7WP4WQOLOV3G2Z41KS/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+11.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Apollo <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1501176375539-CTBZAIZJ8TLHQ5CJVAPL/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+67.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Coheed Kilgannon (Ghost) <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1501176376369-RH5II49Y2A00I3YB95JI/The+Amory+Wars+-+In+Keeping+Secrets+of+Silent+Earth+-++-+Ultimate+Edition+%233+%282017%29+-+Page+18.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <h2>PANELS</h2> Claudio, outside Newo's house, too scared to call his high school ex after ten years because that's fucking creepy. So he has a chat with her dog instead, because that's normal. Claudio at his most relatable, yelling at his mental image of Coheed for making, at every stage, the worst decision imaginable. Jesse. What the fuck. It is tough being an immortal blue space wife, sometimes you just faint out of nowhere and need a good space trucker to catch you. Claudio breaks his ten year vow of silence... ...by introducing a new Special Boy power, unseen by the audience until now. And here we have it. Possibly the stupidest moment in all of these comics until now. Ambellina is here and she's ten times more fucky than before!

The Amory Score #11: The Ring In Return

Today, a shorter episode of The Amory Score as we cut away from the ever increasing drama of the Kilgannons, Mayo and their battle for the universe (that no one really understands), and instead focus on the life and times of Patrick McCormick, an unspecial boy, in a special boy world.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Patrick McCormick                                                                                                                 PANELS Patrick pulls into the set of an Old Western to have a drink. Things aren't looking rosy in the Old West today! This comic has one of the most needlessly large body counts that I have ever seen. Take one, Patrick gets away. Who the hell are the FBI in this universe. Why is so much of this sci-fi universe "just the real world," huh? what's happening???? if you're an unstoppable killing machine, why turn into (multiple) FBI agents?? what is happening in this subplot?? This is the big, end of issue cliffhanger. How will he get out of this one? ...and this is the resolution. He won't. RIP Patrick, this plotline went nowhere and had no point other than to put more deaths into the book.

Today, a shorter episode of The Amory Score as we cut away from the ever increasing drama of the Kilgannons, Mayo and their battle for the universe (that no one really understands), and instead focus on the life and times of Patrick McCormick, an unspecial boy, in a special boy world.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1498158899121-GMIREMIPA51I6TC9KZ6P/The+Amory+Wars+-+The+Second+Stage+Turbine+Blade+-+Ultimate+Edition+%282017%29+-+Page+246.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Patrick McCormick <h2>PANELS</h2> Patrick pulls into the set of an Old Western to have a drink. Things aren't looking rosy in the Old West today! This comic has one of the most needlessly large body counts that I have ever seen. Take one, Patrick gets away. Who the hell are the FBI in this universe. Why is so much of this sci-fi universe "just the real world," huh? what's happening???? if you're an unstoppable killing machine, why turn into (multiple) FBI agents?? what is happening in this subplot?? This is the big, end of issue cliffhanger. How will he get out of this one? ...and this is the resolution. He won't. RIP Patrick, this plotline went nowhere and had no point other than to put more deaths into the book.

The Amory Score #6: 33

After the rebellion's wife ex machina victory against Ryan's forces, the supreme tri-mage is taken into custody. Jesse decides that he shall not be executed on the spot, but instead tried, by undefined space laws, so that they can prove once and for all that he is evil, and also not a god.It's worth the wait, it's all you could ever want: today begins the trial of Wilhelm Ryan.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                         View fullsize                                                                           Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Wilhelm Ryan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Sizer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    View fullsize                                                                           Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                 PANELS The Trial Begins Mayo puts in another day at the fuck office, this time torturing Sizer That is not a pleasant looking chainsaw, mayo Jesse, master prosecuter, using an ipad with a newspaper on it as evidence. The theology debate truly begins and it: is really bad This entire section is just two people exchanging boring dialogue so the artist tried their best to make something, anything happen on the page blam This is what we call a "reverse dark knight" tfw you are about to be executed tfw you are being executed We punctuate this dramatic moment with a vomiting scene Hey: what the fuck is perspective?!?!?!?! AND WE'VE DONE IT!! THE AMORY WARS HAS A RIDICULOUS NAZI DOCTOR!! Well well well. Look who didn't die.

After the rebellion's wife ex machina victory against Ryan's forces, the supreme tri-mage is taken into custody. Jesse decides that he shall not be executed on the spot, but instead tried, by undefined space laws, so that they can prove once and for all that he is evil, and also not a god.It's worth the wait, it's all you could ever want: today begins the trial of Wilhelm Ryan.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1506022534722-INU2U2YGKZ9LCZH7KF8R/jesse.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1506022533303-20V6B4P1KWZ1IWSVM4WJ/ryan.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Wilhelm Ryan <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1506022533904-H3I0CM5RNYAD4SAA2ZYZ/sizer.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Sizer <a href="https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58b0b448c534a56dc365da9c/1506022536505-SC0ZND55F9O7JW3TFLKH/mayo.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> View fullsize </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <h2>PANELS</h2> The Trial Begins Mayo puts in another day at the fuck office, this time torturing Sizer That is not a pleasant looking chainsaw, mayo Jesse, master prosecuter, using an ipad with a newspaper on it as evidence. The theology debate truly begins and it: is really bad This entire section is just two people exchanging boring dialogue so the artist tried their best to make something, anything happen on the page blam This is what we call a "reverse dark knight" tfw you are about to be executed tfw you are being executed We punctuate this dramatic moment with a vomiting scene Hey: what the fuck is perspective?!?!?!?! AND WE'VE DONE IT!! THE AMORY WARS HAS A RIDICULOUS NAZI DOCTOR!! Well well well. Look who didn't die.

The Amory Score #14: Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)

In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                       Claudio                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ambellina                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ryder                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Erica Court                                                                                                                 PANELS Normal running poses. This all seems reasonable. Yep. Very reasonable response to a breakup. 33! Like from the thing! HE'S BACK Remember the flies? They're also back. God Mayo is the fucking coolest. Claudio just saying what we're all thinking. This is the greatest line ever written.

In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a> </a> Claudio <a> </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a> </a> Ambellina <a> </a> Ryder <a> </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a> </a> Erica Court <h2>PANELS</h2> Normal running poses. This all seems reasonable. Yep. Very reasonable response to a breakup. 33! Like from the thing! HE'S BACK Remember the flies? They're also back. God Mayo is the fucking coolest. Claudio just saying what we're all thinking. This is the greatest line ever written.

The Amory Score #24: Welcome Home

To make up for the hell schedule this podcast has been on this year, we bring you a special extra long episode to finish the No World For Tomorrow season. We don’t know when we’ll be back with Year of the Black Rainbow, but when we are back we know we’ll at the very leasy have a novel to breakdown so the podcasts will go back to us analysing the content that exists, not speculating off an album full of samey, nondescript lyrics! Which will be good.I hope you enjoy this episode, and I hope to see you all when we’re back!You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!

To make up for the hell schedule this podcast has been on this year, we bring you a special extra long episode to finish the No World For Tomorrow season. We don’t know when we’ll be back with Year of the Black Rainbow, but when we are back we know we’ll at the very leasy have a novel to breakdown so the podcasts will go back to us analysing the content that exists, not speculating off an album full of samey, nondescript lyrics! Which will be good.I hope you enjoy this episode, and I hope to see you all when we’re back!You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!

The Amory Score 45: The End Complete

In which Claudio takes the biggest L that he has ever taken. Come around the fire, and let us tell you the origin story of this whole album, and find out how this came to be.You can follow Jackson and Molly on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on our website, from our RSS, or on iTunes!CHARACTERS                                       Claudio Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ambellina                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mayo Deftinwolf                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ryder                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Erica Court                                                                                                                 PANELS Mayo is cool Gross, chase Claudio why are you saying that? It would be easier if Jesse just explained his extremely obvious plan Sled Chase! I can't not see that as that one shot from The Phantom Menace You should have started with the armada I like this quiet moment... ...cut into the reality of Ryder's relationship. It's one of the few moments of this comic that gets to something honest about how fucked up men can be writing their wish fulfilment stories. DUN DUN DUN

In which Claudio takes the biggest L that he has ever taken. Come around the fire, and let us tell you the origin story of this whole album, and find out how this came to be.You can follow <a href="https://twitter.com/headfallsoff" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Jackson</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/yerfriendmolly" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Molly</a> on twitter, and to keep listening you can find the podcast on <a href="https://www.abnormalmapping.com/tas" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our website</a>, from <a href="https://abnormalmapping.squarespace.com/the-amory-score-podcast?format=rss" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">our RSS</a>, or <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-amory-score/id1236383364" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">on iTunes</a>!<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> <a> </a> Claudio Kilgannon <a> </a> Ambellina <a> </a> Jesse "Inferno" Kilgannon <a> </a> Mayo Deftinwolf <a> </a> Ryder <a> </a> Erica Court <h2>PANELS</h2> Mayo is cool Gross, chase Claudio why are you saying that? It would be easier if Jesse just explained his extremely obvious plan Sled Chase! I can't not see that as that one shot from The Phantom Menace You should have started with the armada I like this quiet moment... ...cut into the reality of Ryder's relationship. It's one of the few moments of this comic that gets to something honest about how fucked up men can be writing their wish fulfilment stories. DUN DUN DUN

The Amory Score 29: Wake Up

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