On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.

"Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Julien's voice of an angel, Beronica, and Archie's not-exactly-problems problems.

"Chapter 131: Archie the Musical"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Betty's zine, the return of hopefully-not-a-predator-this-time Ms. Grundy, and Archie's thespian skills.

"Chapter 130: The Crucible"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Vetty almost becomes a thing, Ethel and Jughead are buds, and the milkman mystery is over so let it go, okay?!?

"Chapter 129: After the Fall"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Rocky Horror's baffling existence in the '50s, the return of Ethel and Mary's incredible (and offscreen) Halloween costume skills.

"Chapter 128: Halloween II"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the milkman, Fangs' musician aspirations, and the return of Jabitha.

"Chapter 127: American Graffiti"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Lolita, 4D movies and whatever the heck is up with Alice.

"Chapter 126: Betty & Veronica Double Digest"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's hoop dreams, Archie discovering racism and the death of Jughead's latest father figure.

"Chapter 125: Hoop Dreams"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's all about dirty dancing, baby...and features a very special guest!

"Chapter 124: Dirty Dancing"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Choni, rat fink Frank and Jughead's refusal to be chill in any situation.

"Chapter 123: Peep Show"

On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

Great podcast! Btw, “Theodore Wisel” from the locked door episode is supposed to be Dr. Seuss!

Funny, entertaining, and wild

Entertaining and the two hosts are great ❤️❤️

Love this podcast and the hosts

The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Juggy's sleuthing, why Betty's mom might actually be a demon, and if the show really got #JusticeForEthel... or is it Barb? Also: Kaitlin is bad at music, but Archie might not be.

"Chapter 3: The Body Double"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin break down why Archie is a sexy lamp, Alice is the literal worst, and Billy Loomis remains a very bad boy.

"Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show"

On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews. Thank you to all new and returning listeners.

On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews. Thank you to all new and returning listeners.

"Chapter 58: In Memoriam"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine. Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine. Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.

"Chapter 66: Tangerine"

John and Kaitlin close out season 1 of RIVERDALE with many questions: Is Fred dead? Are Betty and Jughead doomed? And, finally: Will Archie go full dark, no stars, and stop being the sexy lamp we've come to love?

"Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter"

It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year. It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!

It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year. It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!

"Chapter 57: Survive The Night"

While Kaitlin takes a stay with the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, John is joined by Brad Taylor (host of The Bear Trap on SoundCloud) to ponder the great mystery of WHAT IS THAT SCAR ON K.J. APA'S FOREHEAD?!?

"Chapter 7: In A Lonely Place"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the FP of it all, why John is totally onboard for Kaitlin's theories now (why, yes, Kaitlin DOES write these blurbs), and which ships we are actively shipping.

"Chapter 11: To Riverdale And Back Again"

Annnnnd we're back! John and Kaitlin return to Riverdale with many questions. Who shot Fred? Why did Veronica wear pearls during her steamy shower scene? Did Jughead always know how to ride a motorcycle?

"Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!

"Chapter 35: Brave New World"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Hiram's maniacal plans, Hal's crazy confession, and Cheryl's ah-mazing hunting cape.

"Chapter 34: Judgment Night"

On this very special episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin sit down with Amy Parks, assistant editor on RIVERDALE, to chat about how our favorite mystery puzzle gets pieced together.

RIVERDALE CHATS: A Conversation With Amy Parks, Assistant Editor on RIVERDALE

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.

"Chapter 50: American Dreams"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about that surprising Black Hood reveal, what job Veronica will have at Hiramland, and what could be next for the gang following a ho-ho-horrific Christmas.

"Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's version of pledge week, Veronica's worst New York City friend, and whether we're here for Tonihead. (We aren't.)

"Chapter 18: When A Stranger Calls"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John learns what it's like to be right, Kaitlin isn't convinced Hal Cooper is under the hood, and no one wants to hear the phrase "make my bones" ever again.

"Chapter 32: Prisoners"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin analyze Betty's rendition of "Mad World," the possible origins of the Black Hood, and whatever the heck is happening with Cheryl. WARNING! Spoiler alert for the ending of MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin analyze Betty's rendition of "Mad World," the possible origins of the Black Hood, and whatever the heck is happening with Cheryl. WARNING! Spoiler alert for the ending of MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.

"Chapter 21: House of the Devil"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Penelope's new job, why we desperately need justice for Sheriff Keller, and whatever the hell is going on with Kevin.

"Chapter 68: Quiz Show"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni. Sending love to Luke Perry!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni. Sending love to Luke Perry!

"Chapter 48: Requiem For A Welterweight"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk mobster Archie, Betty's new serpent affiliation, and, of course, that epic Choni kiss.

"Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens"

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