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First Timers

Two first-time moms share stories about blowouts, belly laughs and all the other "firsts" in parenthood!

Ranked #1

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#40 - First Natural Child Birth

#40 - First Natural Child Birth

Unlike Angie, who would have liked an epidural upon conception, or Julie, who played medicinal intervention by ear, gues... Read more

2 Mar 2017

54mins

Ranked #2

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#128 - First Time You Manifested Your Own Labor & Delivery

#128 - First Time You Manifested Your Own Labor & Delivery

Television host and lifestyle expert Brandi Milloy gets a pap smear and partner from her OB-GYN. Then the tenacious mom ... Read more

15 Nov 2018

1hr 10mins

Ranked #3

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#83 - First Time You Traveled Solo With Your Kid

#83 - First Time You Traveled Solo With Your Kid

Writer and Lincoln Park superfan Paul Jury visits and helps the moms come up with several Shark-Tank-worthy business ide... Read more

4 Jan 2018

1hr 4mins

Ranked #4

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#84 - First Time You Opted Out of a Parenting Trend

#84 - First Time You Opted Out of a Parenting Trend

Angie ignores allergy testing and Julie says, “screw it!” to swaddling. Max has hit the terrible twos and hitting is how... Read more

11 Jan 2018

43mins

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#75 - First Time Your Kid Walked in on You Having Sex

#75 - First Time Your Kid Walked in on You Having Sex

Comedian Dave Williamson chats about his transformation from one of the five unhandiest men in the country, into a porch... Read more

2 Nov 2017

59mins

Ranked #6

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#46 - First Time You Nursed in Public

#46 - First Time You Nursed in Public

Both ladies whip their ladies out: Angie while watching football, Julie while watching Evie eat ice cream. Plus: Julie r... Read more

13 Apr 2017

43mins

Ranked #7

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#89 - First Time You Couldn't Believe the Words Coming Out of Your Mouth

#89 - First Time You Couldn't Believe the Words Coming Out of Your Mouth

Comedian, actress, writer and queen of drunken pregnancy tests Amy Albert joins the moms to discuss canine butt play, ga... Read more

15 Feb 2018

1hr 3mins

Ranked #8

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#30 - First Time You Realized Your Body Would Never Be the Same

#30 - First Time You Realized Your Body Would Never Be the Same

Angie's first postpartum 5k is threatened by flat stroller tires and an impatient toddler who refuses to follow the race... Read more

15 Dec 2016

30mins

Ranked #9

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#18 - First Time You Were Too Sick to Care for Your Kid

#18 - First Time You Were Too Sick to Care for Your Kid

Katie Ward—actress, writer and host of The Enthusiasm Enthusiast podcast—joins the moms to discuss Angie’s B.O., child-s... Read more

15 Sep 2016

52mins

Ranked #10

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#79 - First Time You Potty Trained

#79 - First Time You Potty Trained

Angie lays the admittedly messy groundwork for potty training with Montessori-inspired standing diaper changes. Evie can... Read more

7 Dec 2017

42mins

Ranked #11

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#96 - First Time You Traveled Post Potty Training

#96 - First Time You Traveled Post Potty Training

Filmmaker, mom and Post-It Note innovator Lori Elberg inadvertently recreates a popular porn clip … with her daughter … ... Read more

5 Apr 2018

1hr 5mins

Ranked #12

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#55 - First Time You Found Out You Were Pregnant

#55 - First Time You Found Out You Were Pregnant

Evie gives a live poop play-by-play and Max has perfect Old McDonald pitch.  Angie finds out she’s pregnant and cries in... Read more

15 Jun 2017

51mins

Ranked #13

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#109 - First Time You Realized You're Old

#109 - First Time You Realized You're Old

Did you know the key to parkour is yelling “PARKOUR!”? Have you heard the stereotypes about Presbyterians turned Atheist... Read more

5 Jul 2018

48mins

Ranked #14

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#141 - First Time Your Kid Parented You

#141 - First Time Your Kid Parented You

Sickness follows Angie like death followed the characters in Final Destination. Evie encourages Julie to focus on self c... Read more

21 Feb 2019

55mins

Ranked #15

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#108 - First Vasectomy

#108 - First Vasectomy

Local dad and resident “poopsmith” Phrai Freed joins the moms and opens up about the time his scrotum was opened up. Som... Read more

28 Jun 2018

1hr 13mins

Ranked #16

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#124 - First Mom-on-Mom Experience

#124 - First Mom-on-Mom Experience

Free-throw champ and verbal-assault ninja Kasey drops by to relive a heated playground throw down. The moms also discuss... Read more

18 Oct 2018

1hr 9mins

Ranked #17

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#138 - First Time You Were Proud of Your Parenting

#138 - First Time You Were Proud of Your Parenting

Thanks to needles in her face and crystals in her ears, Angie is back! Evie laments her changing relationship with Max, ... Read more

31 Jan 2019

1hr 3mins

Ranked #18

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#19 - First Time Your Husband/Partner Was Better at Parenting

#19 - First Time Your Husband/Partner Was Better at Parenting

Julie’s husband excels at swaddling, while Angie’s man is the master of making Max laugh. When Max won’t sleep, Angie en... Read more

22 Sep 2016

41mins

Ranked #19

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#17 - First Move with Children

#17 - First Move with Children

Comedian, writer and mom of two Julia Cohen visits the closet to explain how not to move and why her husband sleeps in a... Read more

8 Sep 2016

56mins

Ranked #20

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#59 - First Time You Applied to Preschool

#59 - First Time You Applied to Preschool

Writer Anna Lane refuses to play the preschool game and gets rejected by every school in the city. Then she gives in and... Read more

13 Jul 2017

47mins

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