Our country might be saying “Merry Christmas” again, but we are not! And we remind you that Christmas Isn't About Presents, It's About Finally Fucking Your Childhood Friend's Hot Dad. And in this live show, we talk to the former deputy chief of staff to president Obama and current media mogul, Alyssa Mastromonaco!

We’re Done Saying “Merry Christmas”

Michelle Biloon

We’re in the Nation’s capital, Philadelphia! Plus, we try to figure out what Bitcoin is! Plus Dikoda talks to the hilarious Philly local, Michelle Biloon!

We’re In the Nation’s Capital! (w/Michelle Biloon)

Cole Escola

We talk about getting back to our roots, catch up with our friend Manila Foldere (Catherine Cohen), and talk with comedian, Cole Escola!

We Get Back to Our Roots! (w/Cole Escola)

Okay, so we colluded with Russia to get free moisturizer from Sephora - deal with it! We also have a chat with our friend Janeane Garofalo in this live episode at Union Hall.

We Colluded!

We find out it’s November and check our grrr-ATTITIDES at the door! And we talk to professional gratitude specialist, Grateful Glory!

Gr-ATTITUDE!

Eva Victor

We have a seance and summon a really annoying ghost, talk about sexy Halloween costumes for your dog, and talk to the fourth member of Pussy Riot, Dashka Yurikinovov!

We Held A Seance and We Summoned an Annoying Spirit (w/Natasha Vaynblat, Eva Victor)

This week, we share all the ways we STICK IT TO THE MAN, celebrate a woman who got her life together purely out of spite for her ex, and talk to a knife eating survivor, Bippy Dunkin!

Sticking it to The Man! (w/Ashley Glicken)

Jill Kargman

In this live episode, Quenn and Dikoda learn that mommies can be daddies too, talk about a successful arsonist who is also a busy mom, and professional mom and creator of Odd Mom Out, Jill Kargman!

Mommy Dearest (w/Jill Kargman)

Tessa Hersh

Quenn and Dikoda talk about their biggest fear: cool teens! We finally ask the question, “Would Lorde think you’re cool?” and speak to teen trendspert and TV mogul, Veronica Barry!

TEENS (w/Tessa Hersh)

We talk about social media and how amazing and helpful it is with no exceptions! We dish on all that hot DC goss! We discuss a woman who was so politically involved that she banged her senator’s wife, and sit down with Elahe Izadi, political and pop-culture journalist for the Washington Post.

That DC Hot Goss (w/Elahe Izadi)

It's Reductress for your ears. Join ladymag editors Quenn (Nicole Silverberg) and Dikoda (Rachel Wenitsky) for a dish-sesh of sassy catchphrases, boob measuring techniques, and how to sync your periods! Quenn and Dikoda will give you everything you’ve come to expect from a women’s magazine in 2017.

It’s like the Valley met New York and had a nasally beautiful baby girl.  🤪

... more, please.

Need more Dikota!!

Please come back...the new podcast just isn&#39;t the same.

PLEASE COME BACK!

Mouth Time with Reductress

Patti Harrison

Dikoda and Manilla Foldere finally go to work-mandated therapy, see what it feels like to go on pig antidepressants, and talks to child psychologist and sleigh-training evangelist, Dr. Jenny Vermouth!

We Went to Therapy (w/ Patti Harrison)

Naomi Ekperigin

Quenn and Div are wondering if they should get a summer house, talk about their favorite salad spot, CHERPTK’R, and play a game of “OMG Same!” with comedian and writer for Broad City, Naomi Ekperigin!

It’s Salad Dressing Week! (w/ Naomi Ekperigin)

Hannah Solow

Dikoda and Ash try aging and spoiler alert: IT’S TERRIBLE! We talk about the renowned theaters haunted by actresses over 40 and talk to legendary 41-year-old actress, Ivory Gams!

We Tried Aging...and we HATED it! (w/Hannah Solow)

Irene Marquette

Quenn and Div try to figure out what mens think about, figure out what's so great about holes, and talk to professional glamper and spiritual guide, Casey Blanket! Love Mouth Time! Make a pledge at www.patreon.com/reductress.

Quenn and Div try to figure out what mens think about, figure out what's so great about holes, and talk to professional glamper and spiritual guide, Casey Blanket! Love Mouth Time! Make a pledge at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/reductress" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.patreon.com/reductress</a>.

What Mens Think About (w/ Irene Marquette)

We’re adulting, even though we have no idea what that means! We discuss why women need safe and reliable access to Lacroix, meet the Editor-in-Chief of Reductress, and talk to the financial adviser to the WNBA stars, Bouche Bagg!

Adulting! (w/ Shannon O'Neill)

Phoebe Robinson

Dikoda and guest host Manilla Foldere discuss how they give back to their community, how they saved money after they stopped giving a dollar to a homeless person, and chat with the author of You Can’t Touch My Hair, Phoebe Robinson!

We're Giving Back, Bitches! (w/ Phoebe Robinson)

Mara Wilson

Quenn and Div reminisce about the 90s, and talk about the things that give them literal chills. We also speak to feminist dog trainer, Ruth Hrorgen!

Whoa! The 90s! (w/ Mara Wilson)

Gaby Dunn

This week we do the OPPOSITE of slut-shaming, our lady boner killers and a dating app that lets nobody message first. Then we talk to celebrity indoor nudist, Shelby Draikin!

Slut-lebrating our Favorite Sluts! (w/ Gaby Dunn)

Kay Cannon

Quenn and Div are trapped in LA and don't know how to get out! We play, "Why Won't Rihanna Do A Collab With Us?" and talk to the writer of Pitch Perfect, 30 Rock, and the new show, Girlboss, Kay Cannon! Preorder our new book, How to Win At Feminism, at www.howtowinatfeminism.com.

Quenn and Div are trapped in LA and don't know how to get out! We play, "Why Won't Rihanna Do A Collab With Us?" and talk to the writer of Pitch Perfect, 30 Rock, and the new show, Girlboss, Kay Cannon! Preorder our new book, How to Win At Feminism, at <a href="http://www.howtowinatfeminism.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.howtowinatfeminism.com</a>.

We're Trapped in LA! (w/ Kay Cannon)

Anna Drezen

Quenn is out of prison! We ask the big questions like, is there life after life? And we talk to our former host/person in a coma and author of Life in the ‘Com Zone, Div!

Some of Us Went to Heaven! (w/Anna Drezen)

Lauren Duca

Everything is terrible! We read the news and...WOW! And talk to Teen Vogue writer, Lauren Duca.

Everything is Soooo Bad! (w/ Lauren Duca)

Bowen Yang

Quenn and Dikoda talk about their New Year’s Resolushies, some of the hottest workout trends for 2017, and speak with Bowen Yang.  Tweet us @itsmouthtime to help name our new office mini pig -- winner gets a free Reductress tote!

We’re Vision Boarding The New Year! (w/ Bowen Yang)

Quenn and Dikoda talk about all their favorite back-to-school trends, and we talk to nude model/pharmacist’s assistant, Nadine Simmons!

Back to Shul! (w/Eleanore Pienta)

Quenn and Dikoda try all the latest non-FDA-approved makeup, talk about doing so many sheet masks you turn into a papier-mâché puppet, and speak with the last surviving member of the girl band Girl Kiss - Kristy Dont!

FDA! N-O Way! (w/Alex Song)

Quenn and Dikoda talk about the office roast, their top 10 meats, and speak with crystal enthusiast and all-natural beef whisperer, Rocky Quartz!

Summer Babe-B-Q (w/Aaron Jackson)

Rekha Shankar

On this week's episode we talk about our favorite self-care strategies, the best wines to pair with your shitty attitude, and Frasier critic, Fae Crake!

Self Care! (w/ Rekha Shankar)

Chrissy Shackleford

Quenn and Div find out what it’s like to get a colonic, and talk about what it’s really like to vote with our vaginas. We welcome our guest, porn star/life coach, Lexxi Jayymes!

We’re Getting Colonics! (w/ Chrissy Shackleford)

Ana Fabrega

Quenn and Dikoda try out cheating on their boyfriends, hear a harrowing story of infidelity from our chief content bot, Staceybot, and talk to New York Fashion Icon, Gwendolyn Formeldahyde!

We Cheat on Our Boyfriends and See What Happens! (w/ Ana Fabrega)

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