Ranked #1
"Leo Messi: Nutmeg Addict"
"Leo Messi: Nutmeg Addict"
Sponsored by Jamie Carragher's spit-shine car wash and Jose the Insult Comic Manager's new album, we've got dirty tackle... Read more
17 Mar 2018
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40mins
Ranked #2
"Jamie Vardy's Banter Addiction"
"Jamie Vardy's Banter Addiction"
While Alexi Lalas rants about the US national team, we've got dirty tackles for Crystal Palace's itchy trigger finger, t... Read more
13 Sep 2017
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52mins
Ranked #3
"High Fives in the Man City Activation Zone"
"High Fives in the Man City Activation Zone"
There was so much to cover in this week's episode that Hope Solo running for USSF president will have to wait. In the Di... Read more
9 Dec 2017
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58mins
Ranked #4
"Pirlo Bells Are Ringing"
"Pirlo Bells Are Ringing"
Christmas meets Festivus as Brooks and Theo air their grievances with Antoine Griezmann and the royal family's choice of... Read more
24 Dec 2017
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1hr 7mins
Ranked #5
"The Neverending Chances of David Moyes"
"The Neverending Chances of David Moyes"
As we mourn the retirement of Andrea Pirlo (and the creation of his artificial cheese brand), we've got dirty tackles fo... Read more
10 Nov 2017
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54mins
Ranked #6
"Cheap Zwedish Party Desk"
"Cheap Zwedish Party Desk"
In this 100% non-contagious episode, Theo dirty tackles Bruce Arena's insensitivity, Brooks goes in on now former Italy ... Read more
17 Nov 2017
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44mins
Ranked #7
"Paul Pogba's Dabception"
"Paul Pogba's Dabception"
While we wait in line to see The Garcia Report: The Movie, we discuss Paul Pogba's dab goal, De Boer twin confusion, chi... Read more
29 Jun 2017
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43mins
Ranked #8
"Uninspiring Team Talks from Ryan Giggs"
"Uninspiring Team Talks from Ryan Giggs"
After getting a demotivational team talk from Ryan Giggs, we line up some dirty tackles on Arsene Wenger, journalists wi... Read more
20 Jan 2018
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46mins
Ranked #9
"Dani Alves Presents: The Worst Dirty Tackle Awards"
"Dani Alves Presents: The Worst Dirty Tackle Awards"
Brooks and Theo debate Pep Guardiola's "light ball" excuse while Ryan takes aim at the Everton fan who fought Lyon playe... Read more
27 Oct 2017
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58mins
Ranked #10
"Conte And Mourinho Versus Dirty Tackle"
"Conte And Mourinho Versus Dirty Tackle"
Brooks, Ryan, and Theo are all back together once again to deliver the first dirty tackles of 2018 to Man City, US Socce... Read more
13 Jan 2018
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53mins
Ranked #11
"Wayne Rooney, Cicada"
"Wayne Rooney, Cicada"
Ryan is repulsed by Man City's "tunnel club," Theo takes aim at the Lukas Podolski jet ski confusion, and Brooks calls R... Read more
24 Aug 2017
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55mins
Ranked #12
"The Neymar Conspiracy"
"The Neymar Conspiracy"
There's lots of vitriol as Ryan gets curmudgeonly about eSports, Theo lashes out on summer friendlies in the U.S., and B... Read more
20 Jul 2017
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39mins
Ranked #13
"Banned from the Bruce Arena Arena"
"Banned from the Bruce Arena Arena"
As Theo Messi endures Sirenpalooza 2017 outside his secret safehouse, we've got dirty tackles for Bruce Arena's excuses,... Read more
8 Sep 2017
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49mins
Ranked #14
"John Terry as: The Villain"
"John Terry as: The Villain"
Ryan, Theo and Brooks were all in different countries, but they still managed to put together a special minisode coverin... Read more
8 Jul 2017
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38mins
Ranked #15
"Building The Lewandow$ki Brand"
"Building The Lewandow$ki Brand"
As we kick off the festive season, Ryan takes issue with Poland for gaming the World Cup draw system, Theo defends the h... Read more
2 Dec 2017
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50mins
Ranked #16
"Save Luka Pickles!"
"Save Luka Pickles!"
We kick off this episode by going in hard on the Spanish and Croatian prosecutors who are targeting our beloved football... Read more
22 Jun 2017
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44mins
Ranked #17
"Crazy Arsene's Discount Depot"
"Crazy Arsene's Discount Depot"
We've got a whooole lot of Arsenal jokes in this episode, but that's not all! We've also got dirty tackles for Bournemou... Read more
30 Aug 2017
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43mins
Ranked #18
"Aubameyang's Poisoned Orange Juice"
"Aubameyang's Poisoned Orange Juice"
This episode was recorded before the US were terminated in Trinidad, so Brooks and Theo open with a few words on the sha... Read more
15 Oct 2017
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51mins
Ranked #19
"Redknapps: Cryptocurrency & Shiny Suits"
"Redknapps: Cryptocurrency & Shiny Suits"
While Ryan questions Harry Redknapp's interest in cryptocurrency and social media, Brooks and Theo deliver a rare tandem... Read more
20 Oct 2017
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55mins
Ranked #20
"The Lacazette Strategy"
"The Lacazette Strategy"
Ryan's got beef with The Club That Shall Not Be Named, Theo goes after Juve's president, and Brooks takes issue with Tot... Read more
29 Sep 2017
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52mins