We've been podcasting for almost four years, and we need a little break. We. Love. You. Thanks for listening, whether you just started or have been with us since the beginning. We'll be back. 

We've been podcasting for almost four years, and we need a little break. We. Love. You. Thanks for listening, whether you just started or have been with us since the beginning. We'll be back.

Episode 29: A Temporary So Long

If you're not familiar with The Enneagram, it's a personality typing system that helps you understand how you see the world, and we LOVE IT. We're talking about it today, plus an update on Hannah watching New Girl. Stuff We Mentioned:The Enneagram InstituteTake a free test to find out your type!The Liturgists Podcast on the Enneagram

If you're not familiar with The Enneagram, it's a personality typing system that helps you understand how you see the world, and we LOVE IT. We're talking about it today, plus an update on Hannah watching New Girl. Stuff We Mentioned:<a href="https://www.enneagraminstitute.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Enneagram Institute</a> <a href="https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Take a free test to find out your type!</a> <a href="http://www.theliturgists.com/podcast/2016/8/23/the-enneagram-episode-37" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Liturgists Podcast on the Enneagram</a>

Episode 28: Why We Love the Enneagram

We've all done it. We watch a terrible movie because the guy is hot or the woman is Sandra Bullock. And maybe we watch it twice. Or ten times. Actually, don't count, it's embarrassing. Kendra and Hannah share their list; what's on yours?

We've all done it. We watch a terrible movie because the guy is hot or the woman is Sandra Bullock. And maybe we watch it twice. Or ten times. Actually, don't count, it's embarrassing. Kendra and Hannah share their list; what's on yours?

Episode 27: Actors We Love So Much That We'll Watch Their Crappy Movies

We root for them, long for them, and relish them when they happen. In this episode, we talk about our favorite proposals and weddings in movies and television. There's also some PG-13 goodness if you make it to the end of Our Longest Episode Yet.

We root for them, long for them, and relish them when they happen. In this episode, we talk about our favorite proposals and weddings in movies and television. There's also some PG-13 goodness if you make it to the end of Our Longest Episode Yet.

Episode 26: The Best Proposals and Weddings on Screen

Hannah is back in North Carolina! For good! We catch up on jet lag, nursery rhymes, and what we've been watching. Slash Hannah's daughter Imi busts her face throughout the recording. And Kendra's son Ben makes his own tired appearance. It's real, y'all. Super real.

Hannah is back in North Carolina! For good! We catch up on jet lag, nursery rhymes, and what we've been watching. Slash Hannah's daughter Imi busts her face throughout the recording. And Kendra's son Ben makes his own tired appearance. It's real, y'all. Super real.

Episode 25: Real Time with Kendra and Hannah

We take this seriously. Here are Kendra and Hannah's favorite snacks and dinner convenience foods to make your life better. Plus what you can learn about snacking.

We take this seriously. Here are Kendra and Hannah's favorite snacks and dinner convenience foods to make your life better. Plus what you can learn about snacking.

Episode 24: Foods You Should Be Buying for a Better Life

Matt Damon

Kendra and Hannah deep dive into the Taylor Swift / Tom Hiddleston madness for longer than humans probably should, plus talk on our favorite show on cannibalism, our favorite book on murdered children, and our favorite ice cream that doesn't have cream. And miracle of all miracles, Kendra saw a Matt Damon movie she didn't like. HORRORS.

Kendra and Hannah deep dive into the Taylor Swift / Tom Hiddleston madness for longer than humans probably should, plus talk on our favorite show on cannibalism, our favorite book on murdered children, and our favorite ice cream that doesn't have cream. And miracle of all miracles, Kendra saw a Matt Damon movie she didn't like. HORRORS.

Episode 23: Hiddleswift, Cannibalism, and the Matt Damon Movie That Sucked

Kendra and Hannah got to spend the week together, so of course they went to see a movie. Here's their review of James McAvoy Looking Incredibly Hot I mean X-Men: Apocalypse.

Kendra and Hannah got to spend the week together, so of course they went to see a movie. Here's their review of James McAvoy Looking Incredibly Hot I mean X-Men: Apocalypse.

Episode 22: Our Lazy Review of "X-Men: Apocalypse"

Tina has her credit card. Jon Bon Jovi turns back time in your living room. Benicio del Toro looks like he's going to roofie your beer. And these commercials didn't even make the cut! Listen to hear the ones that did. 

Tina has her credit card. Jon Bon Jovi turns back time in your living room. Benicio del Toro looks like he's going to roofie your beer. And these commercials didn't even make the cut! Listen to hear the ones that did.

Episode 21: Celebrities in Commercials - the Good, the Bad, the Gross

Kendra and Hannah are back! Kendra had her baby, Hannah is still across the country in Alaska, and the two finally had a conversation about books, the Met Gala, the perfect X-Men scenario, and chorizo, all while Kendra held her new baby who occasionally coos FYI. 

Kendra and Hannah are back! Kendra had her baby, Hannah is still across the country in Alaska, and the two finally had a conversation about books, the Met Gala, the perfect X-Men scenario, and chorizo, all while Kendra held her new baby who occasionally coos FYI.

Episode 20: Chorizo X-Men Babies

Kendra, the big sister, and Hannah, the little sister, are lazy about things like housecleaning and having a social life but obsess over the important things, like who'd they want to make out with in an apocalypse. (Answer: Daryl.) They have smart opinions about lazy things and can't wait for you to join the conversation.

Kendra had a baby, and the sisters are 4000 miles and a four hour time difference apart. Translation? Recording a new episode has been quite the challenge. So today we share an archived episode that most of you haven't heard where the lazy sisters talk about cereal and Little Debbie snacks, i.e. very important things. So here's the big question: do you eat cereal for the cereal or for the milk?

Kendra had a baby, and the sisters are 4000 miles and a four hour time difference apart. Translation? Recording a new episode has been quite the challenge. So today we share an archived episode that most of you haven't heard where the lazy sisters talk about cereal and Little Debbie snacks, i.e. very important things. So here's the big question: do you eat cereal for the cereal or for the milk?

Episode 19: Let's Talk About Snacks, Baby

Neither Kendra nor Hannah profess to be experts in anything historical, unless it's a fictionalized adaptation that's landed on their televisions. So don't expect a lot of accuracy when they talk about fascism and wet nurses, but do expect a lot of laughing. 

Neither Kendra nor Hannah profess to be experts in anything historical, unless it's a fictionalized adaptation that's landed on their televisions. So don't expect a lot of accuracy when they talk about fascism and wet nurses, but do expect a lot of laughing.

Episode 18: The Ins and Outs of Fascism

Kendra and Hannah dive deep into Hollywood's roster and create celebrity power couples that would change the industry and the world of entertainment magazines forever. Not to mention our fragile hearts. See if you can get behind any of the choices. Have your own picks? Leave them in the comments!

Kendra and Hannah dive deep into Hollywood's roster and create celebrity power couples that would change the industry and the world of entertainment magazines forever. Not to mention our fragile hearts. See if you can get behind any of the choices. Have your own picks? Leave them in the comments!

Episode 17: Dream Celebrity Power Couples

Did you listen to our last episode? Do you remember all the sickness and airplane drama and life that took over our brains? It didn't stop for quite some time. Which is why today some of you folks who have been with us for awhile might find this next episode familiar... it is. But it's one of our favorites because we like to talk about celebrity crushes, and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we had fun talking about it... a year ago. Germs are stupid.

Did you listen to our last episode? Do you remember all the sickness and airplane drama and life that took over our brains? It didn't stop for quite some time. Which is why today some of you folks who have been with us for awhile might find this next episode familiar... it is. But it's one of our favorites because we like to talk about celebrity crushes, and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we had fun talking about it... a year ago. Germs are stupid.

Episode 16: Our Mount Rushmore of Celebrity Crushes

The sisters are together! Kind of. It's a long story that involves missing the Academy Awards and a few randomly placed Saturday Night Live "impressions." 

The sisters are together! Kind of. It's a long story that involves missing the Academy Awards and a few randomly placed Saturday Night Live "impressions."

Episode 15: Common Wants Some Cookies

Demi Moore

Zac Efron

We head down the Disney track, discussing the most inappropriate Disney cartoon ever, Hannah's crush on Vanessa Hudgens, and Zac Efron's lack of a neck. Let's waste time on the unimportant things that we all actually care about. Hope you enjoy listening!

We head down the Disney track, discussing the most inappropriate Disney cartoon ever, Hannah's crush on Vanessa Hudgens, and Zac Efron's lack of a neck. Let's waste time on the unimportant things that we all actually care about. Hope you enjoy listening!

Episode 14: Demi Moore Is a Sexy Gypsy, and Zac Efron Has No Neck

We talk about all the shocking things in recent pop culture: Miley and Liam's engagement, Tina Fey's Walgreens commercials, the week of Bowie/Rickman, and how Hannah is coping after the Alaskan earthquake. Hilarious spoiler: she was drunk when it happened.

We talk about all the shocking things in recent pop culture: Miley and Liam's engagement, Tina Fey's Walgreens commercials, the week of Bowie/Rickman, and how Hannah is coping after the Alaskan earthquake. Hilarious spoiler: she was drunk when it happened.

Episode 13: Fifty Shades of Miley

Kendra and Hannah talk about all the important things - how to cook the perfect egg, how Hannah is in a real life Serial, and who would make the best apocalyptic makeout partner.

Kendra and Hannah talk about all the important things - how to cook the perfect egg, how Hannah is in a real life Serial, and who would make the best apocalyptic makeout partner.

Episode 12: Eggs, Making Out, and the Alaskan FBI

Have you ever wanted to play a fun party game and destroy your soul at the same time? Kendra and Hannah play Marry, Date, or Dump but with movies and TV shows. Come up with your own lists and see how ridiculously hard this is. 

Have you ever wanted to play a fun party game and destroy your soul at the same time? Kendra and Hannah play Marry, Date, or Dump but with movies and TV shows. Come up with your own lists and see how ridiculously hard this is.

Episode 11: Marry, Date, or Dump but WAY Harder

We have sunk deep into the pits of humiliation to try and get boys to like us. Listen to see if they worked. (They did NOT.)

We have sunk deep into the pits of humiliation to try and get boys to like us. Listen to see if they worked. (They did NOT.)

Episode 10: Be My Boyfriend

It&#39;s like Kendra &amp; Hannah are two of my own sisters.

Love them

Just plain fun, like eavesdropping on the fun table next to you at the coffee shop!

Love this podcast!

The Lazy Sisters Podcast

What happens when an independent woman is in danger of being injured by a dumpster? A hot blond doctor saves her, of course. This is the reality of the romantic comedy, i.e. the most unrealistic movie genre around. And we LOVE IT.

What happens when an independent woman is in danger of being injured by a dumpster? A hot blond doctor saves her, of course. This is the reality of the romantic comedy, i.e. the most unrealistic movie genre around. And we LOVE IT.

Episode 3: The Ins and Outs of the Romantic Comedy

We rival anyone in our obsession for movies and weird food. Where did it all start? With Arsenic and Old Lace and bowls of ketchup. Isn't that the start of any origin story? 

We rival anyone in our obsession for movies and weird food. Where did it all start? With Arsenic and Old Lace and bowls of ketchup. Isn't that the start of any origin story?

Episode 6: The Lazy Sisters Origin Story

Do you ever watch a movie and think "Ugh, I'd LOVE to be that character and have her clothes and her job and her hot Hollywood boyfriend"? Umm, clearly us, too. And here are our picks because we spend our time talking about important things.

Do you ever watch a movie and think "Ugh, I'd LOVE to be that character and have her clothes and her job and her hot Hollywood boyfriend"? Umm, clearly us, too. And here are our picks because we spend our time talking about important things.

Episode 8: The Fake Lives We Want to Steal

Our televisions are overpopulated with hot men (not that we're complaining), so it took some work to narrow down our favorites to a top four. In this archived episode, The Lazy Sisters talk about the TV men that make them swoon. Do your favorites make the list?

Our televisions are overpopulated with hot men (not that we're complaining), so it took some work to narrow down our favorites to a top four. In this archived episode, The Lazy Sisters talk about the TV men that make them swoon. Do your favorites make the list?

Episode 5: Swoony TV Drama Guys

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