Lizard Baby's guest appearances

Lizard Baby

Here's What I Don't Get

Mondo Cool Movie Dudes

Married AF

Jane Fonda

Jason X

Alyssa Milano

John Mellencamp

Mo Mandel

Julie Andrews

Kristin Beck

Jimmy Dean

Dick Masterson

Kevin Costner

Matt Christiansen

Josh Hall

Hilary Clinton

Rachel Miller

Cinemondo Podcast

OwlTail

Tonight Randal and Brooke are joined by the powerful Adam Simmons from the Simmons and Moore Podcast.  They are members of the Inner Circle Podcast Network, and we love each and every one of them! We talk about Britney Spears, conspiracy theories, football, and of course PIZZA.  We had a great time. Adam is hilarious, and we can’t wait to hang out again. We streamed this episode LIVE on our Facebook page.  Visit www.facebook.com/MarriedAFPodcast to see the video.   Don’t forget to check out the network’s website: https://www.civilizedcreatures.com/, and if you would like to support all the awesome shows on our network, it won’t cost you ANYTHING!  All you have to do is use the link below to shop on Amazon like you normally do. THAT’S IT! So, click here and start shopping: Amazon - Civilized Creatures Support (https://www.amazon.com/?ref_=assoc_tag_ph_1390604847723&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=pf4&amp;tag=civilizedcrea-20&amp;linkId=3170b729b2678678249d341771f0d487")   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com   Married AF is a proud member of the Civilized Creatures Entertainment Network: Twitter: @CivilizedEnt Facebook: Civilized Creatures Podcast Network Instagram: @civilizedcreatures Email: civilizedcreaturespods@gmail.com   Check out all of our pals on the Civilized Creatures Network: Drinks With Larry What’s In Your Hometown Bearded Dad Picks and Bones The Untrained Eye Welcome To My Show Cinemondo **Creature Feature** The Bear Cave **Creature Feature**    This episode is brought to you by...   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   VITAL Tattoo Care Organic tattoo care products for your body art! Formulated specifically for tattoos, there is no lanolin, alcohol, parabans, mineral oil, synthetic fragrances, wheat grain, gluten, or dyes. Products are made to order in small batches and shipped directly to you.  Go to www.vitaltattoocare.com and use promo code MarriedAF10 to receive 10% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that’s been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren’t gonna like what you’re wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!   Bio Bidet:  At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.

Tonight Randal and Brooke are joined by the powerful Adam Simmons from the Simmons and Moore Podcast.  They are members of the Inner Circle Podcast Network, and we love each and every one of them! We talk about Britney Spears, conspiracy theories, football, and of course PIZZA.  We had a great time. Adam is hilarious, and we can’t wait to hang out again. We streamed this episode LIVE on our Facebook page.  Visit <a href="http://www.facebook.com/MarriedAFPodcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/MarriedAFPodcast</a> to see the video. Don’t forget to check out the network’s website: <a href="https://www.civilizedcreatures.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.civilizedcreatures.com/</a>, and if you would like to support all the awesome shows on our network, it won’t cost you ANYTHING!  All you have to do is use the link below to shop on Amazon like you normally do. THAT’S IT! So, click here and start shopping: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/?ref_=assoc_tag_ph_1390604847723&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=pf4&amp;tag=civilizedcrea-20&amp;linkId=3170b729b2678678249d341771f0d487%22" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon - Civilized Creatures Support</a> (<a href="https://www.amazon.com/?ref_=assoc_tag_ph_1390604847723&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=pf4&amp;tag=civilizedcrea-20&amp;linkId=3170b729b2678678249d341771f0d487" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/?ref_=assoc_tag_ph_1390604847723&amp;_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=pf4&amp;tag=civilizedcrea-20&amp;linkId=3170b729b2678678249d341771f0d487</a>") Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!  Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/Marriedasfuck" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@Marriedasfuck</a> Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/MarriedAFPodcast/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Married AF Podcast</a> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/marriedafpodcast/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Marriedafpodcast</a> Email: <a href="mailto:marriedafpod@gmail.com">marriedafpod@gmail.com</a> Married AF is a proud member of the Civilized Creatures Entertainment Network: Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/CivilizedEnt" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@CivilizedEnt</a> Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Civilized Creatures Podcast Network</a> Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/civilizedcreatures/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">@civilizedcreatures</a> Email: <a href="mailto:civilizedcreaturespods@gmail.com">civilizedcreaturespods@gmail.com</a> Check out all of our pals on the Civilized Creatures Network: Drinks With Larry What’s In Your Hometown Bearded Dad Picks and Bones The Untrained Eye Welcome To My Show Cinemondo **Creature Feature** The Bear Cave **Creature Feature**  This episode is brought to you by... Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to <a href="http://www.getwhax.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.getwhax.com</a> and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order! VITAL Tattoo Care Organic tattoo care products for your body art! Formulated specifically for tattoos, there is no lanolin, alcohol, parabans, mineral oil, synthetic fragrances, wheat grain, gluten, or dyes. Products are made to order in small batches and shipped directly to you.  Go to <a href="http://www.vitaltattoocare.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.vitaltattoocare.com</a> and use promo code MarriedAF10 to receive 10% off your order! Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that’s been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to <a href="http://www.underzips.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.underzips.com</a> and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order! Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren’t gonna like what you’re wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to <a href="https://www.effinggear.com/?adgroup=Effing%20Gear&amp;keyword=effing%20gear&amp;matchtype=e&amp;query=effing%20gear&amp;device=c&amp;msclkid=73e0b39112371817d362eea6db760df3&amp;utm_source=bing&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=TPA%C2%AE%20-%20Brand&amp;utm_term=effing%20gear&amp;utm_content=Effing%20Gear" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.effinggear.com</a> and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order! Bio Bidet:  At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at <a href="https://biobidet.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://biobidet.com/</a> today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off! Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to <a href="http://www.musclevodka.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.MuscleVodka.net</a>, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.

#96 - Straight to Lizard Baby

This is your captain speaking, thank you for flying HWIDG Airlines. I know most of you are looking forward to getting home, but first we gotta go through a couple of rules. First of all, everyone will be happy to know we've met our FAA mandated minimum screaming baby count for today! Second, congratulations to Harold Weiss who gets the lucky seat directly accross from the restroom. Your nose will be partying tonight! Thirdly, unfortunately we are out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, I know, I know but we do have these lovely replacements:* Being Sick* Tabloids* The Quiet Man* The Peter PrincipleBeing sick. Not like, hospital sick, but just sick enough that you get all lethargic and tired, achy, and able to do most things but it sucks to do anything. It sucks. It’s like on Star Trek when Geordie needs to make repairs to something, so they can’t warp anywhere, stuck in the middle of nowhere space unable to do anything. At least then it usually leads to a cool holodeck episode. In real life, it leads to colors of bodily fluids you didn’t think were possible. Most of the time all you can do is the old RX cocktail and push through it. So heat up some broth, slap some vapor rub on your chest, curl up in bed, and prepare to get a lot of sleep, but the bad, interrupted kind of sleep.In today's news, we've got photos you won't believe! We found a wormhole to 1953 and it's inside Madcucks' crown?! Also, an update on Michelle Obama's secret love affair with the ghost of Jacob Marley! But first up, corrections! Last week we told you about a John Lennon sighting at a dinner in Lawrence, Kansas. We're sorry to tell everyone that it was not the former Beatle, but instead it was the thought-to-be-formerly-fictional character Harry Potter. Sources say the line cook was magically turned into a rabbit, who still smokes a pack a day.Millions of dollars. Square Enix put in millions of dollars to make the pile of dung known as The Quiet Man. Buggy, ugly, terrible combat, short but still too long, all of this would've made for just a bad game, but they topped themselves but plastering a low pass filter over ALL sound in the game, rendering it sounding like your headphones are halfway unplugged, and it's made even WORSE by having a subtitle option that doesn't work. That's right, you play as a deaf man that can read lips and sign, but screw you if you want to understand any of it. The kicker? "Wait a week and we'll patch the sound back in for new game plus mode."Management skills must be taught. Those that are already good at it? They learned it somehow. You can't just promote someone that's good at something into being the head of that department, managing others do that thing. It doesn't work that way. Chances are they don't even want to manage, but it's moving up, which is a good thing. Here's a tip, if they're so good at it, why would you want then to stop doing it and manage others that do lesser work. Just pay that person a bit more, and everyone will be happier.As always, we've got all this and more on this week's episode! Including voicemails, the December battle royale finalists, and spooky ghost stories! Thanks to everyone that supports the podcast, and don't forget to check out our PATREON and DISCORD!

This is your captain speaking, thank you for flying HWIDG Airlines. I know most of you are looking forward to getting home, but first we gotta go through a couple of rules. First of all, everyone will be happy to know we've met our FAA mandated minimum screaming baby count for today! Second, congratulations to Harold Weiss who gets the lucky seat directly accross from the restroom. Your nose will be partying tonight! Thirdly, unfortunately we are out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, I know, I know but we do have these lovely replacements:* Being Sick * Tabloids * The Quiet Man * The Peter PrincipleBeing sick. Not like, hospital sick, but just sick enough that you get all lethargic and tired, achy, and able to do most things but it sucks to do anything. It sucks. It’s like on Star Trek when Geordie needs to make repairs to something, so they can’t warp anywhere, stuck in the middle of nowhere space unable to do anything. At least then it usually leads to a cool holodeck episode. In real life, it leads to colors of bodily fluids you didn’t think were possible. Most of the time all you can do is the old RX cocktail and push through it. So heat up some broth, slap some vapor rub on your chest, curl up in bed, and prepare to get a lot of sleep, but the bad, interrupted kind of sleep.In today's news, we've got photos you won't believe! We found a wormhole to 1953 and it's inside Madcucks' crown?! Also, an update on Michelle Obama's secret love affair with the ghost of Jacob Marley! But first up, corrections! Last week we told you about a John Lennon sighting at a dinner in Lawrence, Kansas. We're sorry to tell everyone that it was not the former Beatle, but instead it was the thought-to-be-formerly-fictional character Harry Potter. Sources say the line cook was magically turned into a rabbit, who still smokes a pack a day.Millions of dollars. Square Enix put in millions of dollars to make the pile of dung known as The Quiet Man. Buggy, ugly, terrible combat, short but still too long, all of this would've made for just a bad game, but they topped themselves but plastering a low pass filter over ALL sound in the game, rendering it sounding like your headphones are halfway unplugged, and it's made even WORSE by having a subtitle option that doesn't work. That's right, you play as a deaf man that can read lips and sign, but screw you if you want to understand any of it. The kicker? "Wait a week and we'll patch the sound back in for new game plus mode."Management skills must be taught. Those that are already good at it? They learned it somehow. You can't just promote someone that's good at something into being the head of that department, managing others do that thing. It doesn't work that way. Chances are they don't even want to manage, but it's moving up, which is a good thing. Here's a tip, if they're so good at it, why would you want then to stop doing it and manage others that do lesser work. Just pay that person a bit more, and everyone will be happier.As always, we've got all this and more on this week's episode! Including voicemails, the December battle royale finalists, and spooky ghost stories! Thanks to everyone that supports the podcast, and don't forget to check out our <a href="http://patreon.com/HWIDG" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">PATREON</a> and <a href="http://hwidg.com/discord" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DISCORD!</a>

Episode 103 - Hilary Clinton's Secret Lizard Baby

Enjoy these highlights from our review of 2004's Lizard Baby, a story of fatherhood and creative madness.  Check out the full episode here: https://soundcloud.com/mondocoolmoviedudes/episode-20-lizard-baby-2004?in=mondocoolmoviedudes/sets/mondo-cool-movie-dudes-podcast

Enjoy these highlights from our review of 2004's Lizard Baby, a story of fatherhood and creative madness. Check out the full episode here: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/mondocoolmoviedudes/episode-20-lizard-baby-2004?in=mondocoolmoviedudes/sets/mondo-cool-movie-dudes-podcast" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/mondocoolmoviedudes/episode-20-lizard-baby-2004?in=mondocoolmoviedudes/sets/mondo-cool-movie-dudes-podcast</a>

Clip show 20: Lizard Baby (2004)

This week's movie is 2004's Lizard Baby, the third installment in Hideshi Hino's Theater of Horror, the series that started it all.  Sadly, Keith was not available for this edition so we were back to the two-man crew not seen since the days of World War Z!  Lizard Baby is a Twilight Zone-style story of a man who seems to be the only one weirded out by his new son being some kind of reptile-or is it?  The screenplay he's writing seems to be coming to life!  We also discuss contemporary slang, what the vice-president might think of this unconventional family and tasteful lizard baby nudity.Join us next time for Escape from New York, which we'll be following up with its sequel, Escape from L.A.!

This week's movie is 2004's Lizard Baby, the third installment in Hideshi Hino's Theater of Horror, the series that started it all. Sadly, Keith was not available for this edition so we were back to the two-man crew not seen since the days of World War Z! Lizard Baby is a Twilight Zone-style story of a man who seems to be the only one weirded out by his new son being some kind of reptile-or is it? The screenplay he's writing seems to be coming to life! We also discuss contemporary slang, what the vice-president might think of this unconventional family and tasteful lizard baby nudity. Join us next time for Escape from New York, which we'll be following up with its sequel, Escape from L.A.!