Matthew Beld's guest appearances

Matthew Beld

Bawdy Storytelling

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Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you’re choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer &amp; comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew’s attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie’s Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life!   Song: ’Downtown’ (Peaches)   Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wikipedia l Blowjob l South Park l Poppers l Chain l Cuddling l Open Communication l No Judgment l Tied Up l   About our Storyteller:   Matthew Beld is a non-binary writer and comedian living in San Francisco, CA. They have performed at shows around the Bay Area including Bawdy Storytelling, KQED StoryCorps, Submission Comedy, and About Last Night. They write and teach with sketch comedy troupe Killing My Lobster and co-host the Strut Queer Open Mic in the Castro. You can find their writing about transgender livin' on the Broke-Ass Stuart website.    https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/    https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/    https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/ Episode links:   Wanna go to Camp? I’ll be in Portland this week to teach Brand Storytelling for Sex Educators at Sex Geek Summer Camp from June 16th - 21st (there’s still time to sign up!).   Here’s the link to Sex Geek Summer Camp, with all the info:  https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info   I’m hoping to have a gathering on June 15th in Portland. If you’re interested in a Portland meet-up, message me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I’ll let you know the plan. My last couple of PDX meetups were such fun gatherings because I love to meet the people who listen to the podcast!   Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation of any amount to help us keep bringing these stories to your ears. Your donation (of any size) can help keep us going; other live events and venues are dropping like flies around us, but your generosity will help Dixie continue this important work.   Our donation links are:   BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!   What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? It’s Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   What is Substack? Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/ (My Substack launch has been delayed by my life’s latest calamity, but it’ll start soon)   Want to enroll for my next storytelling workshop? I’m working on a hybrid workshop (in-person AND online), so get on our email list to find out when registration opens at a: https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Want to work-on-one with me? I’m currently helping people to documentaries, personal stories for the stage, book outlines, and even personal branding to help you live the live that you dream of. I can help you tell a compelling, relatable story, help you communicate with clarity, land your dream job, discover your own story (many people say it’s better than therapy)… Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got this, and can help you. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter &amp; more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair &amp; Bawdy Oil, &amp; more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, &amp; help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list &amp; you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe     Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith Dixie’s VA is Roillan James Additional support from Donal Mooney, Ty McKenzie &amp; Crystal Crowe Bawdy’s Creator &amp; Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour &amp; Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!     Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/ On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Subscribe at Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - &amp; Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you’re choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer &amp; comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew’s attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie’s Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life! Song: ’Downtown’ (Peaches) Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wikipedia l Blowjob l South Park l Poppers l Chain l Cuddling l Open Communication l No Judgment l Tied Up l About our Storyteller: Matthew Beld is a non-binary writer and comedian living in San Francisco, CA. They have performed at shows around the Bay Area including Bawdy Storytelling, KQED StoryCorps, Submission Comedy, and About Last Night. They write and teach with sketch comedy troupe Killing My Lobster and co-host the Strut Queer Open Mic in the Castro. You can find their writing about transgender livin' on the Broke-Ass Stuart website. <a href="https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/</a> <a href="https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/</a> <a href="https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/</a> Episode links: Wanna go to Camp? I’ll be in Portland this week to teach Brand Storytelling for Sex Educators at Sex Geek Summer Camp from June 16th - 21st (there’s still time to sign up!). Here’s the link to Sex Geek Summer Camp, with all the info: <a href="https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info</a> I’m hoping to have a gathering on June 15th in Portland. If you’re interested in a Portland meet-up, message me at <a href="mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com">BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com</a> and I’ll let you know the plan. My last couple of PDX meetups were such fun gatherings because I love to meet the people who listen to the podcast! Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation of any amount to help us keep bringing these stories to your ears. Your donation (of any size) can help keep us going; other live events and venues are dropping like flies around us, but your generosity will help Dixie continue this important work. Our donation links are: BuyMeACoffee: <a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/bawdy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">buymeacoff.ee/bawdy</a> Venmo: <a href="http://Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling</a> Paypal: <a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/my/profile" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">paypal.me/bawdystorytelling</a> Zelle: <a href="mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com">BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com</a> CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU! What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? It’s Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy</a> My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at <a href="https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour</a> #Subscribe What is Substack? Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. <a href="https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/</a> (My Substack launch has been delayed by my life’s latest calamity, but it’ll start soon) Want to enroll for my next storytelling workshop? I’m working on a hybrid workshop (in-person AND online), so get on our email list to find out when registration opens at a: <a href="https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe</a> Want to work-on-one with me? I’m currently helping people to documentaries, personal stories for the stage, book outlines, and even personal branding to help you live the live that you dream of. I can help you tell a compelling, relatable story, help you communicate with clarity, land your dream job, discover your own story (many people say it’s better than therapy)… Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got this, and can help you. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen. Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter &amp; more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair &amp; Bawdy Oil, &amp; more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at <a href="https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise</a> Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, &amp; help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/</a> ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list &amp; you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at <a href="https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe</a> Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith Dixie’s VA is Roillan James Additional support from Donal Mooney, Ty McKenzie &amp; Crystal Crowe Bawdy’s Creator &amp; Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour &amp; Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! Website: <a href="https://bawdystorytelling.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bawdystorytelling.com/</a> On Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/</a> Like us at <a href="http://www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling</a> Join us on FetLife: <a href="https://fetlife.com/groups/46341" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://fetlife.com/groups/46341</a> Support us on Patreon at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy</a> Subscribe at Watch us on YouTube at <a href="http://bit.ly/BawdyTV" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/BawdyTV</a> Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - &amp; Livestreams - at <a href="http://www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe</a>

Episode 270:  ‘Quarterly Report’ (Matthew Beld)

How do you give and receive pleasure while detaching from gender expectations? Storyteller and writer Matthew Beld has spent the Pandemic isolating and reflecting on who they really are, so a first time road trip celebration with new sluts feels daunting. Should they join the ass buffet? Can they be part of the orgy in the hot tub? As this proud slut embraces a more expansive non-binary identity, Matthew learns that the right people can help you find joy and connection - and that you don’t really have to know yet. It’s a bold choice, but you have to respect the confidence! #Nonbinary #ThatDressTho #Trans #TheMeatHasToGoSomewhere   Song: ‘I’m Good’ (The Mowgli’s) About the Storyteller:   Matthew Beld is a Non-Binary storyteller and writer in San Francisco. They've performed for Bawdy Storytelling and BawdySlam, Litquake, KQED, StoryCorps, and comedy shows around the Bay Area. Most recently, they've started writing sketches with Killing My Lobster. They're interested in kink, gender, and making tall men submit. When not on stage they work in LGBTQ+ health research and training.   Episode links:   Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ THIS SUNDAY! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist &amp; Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke &amp; sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, the return of beloved Best of Bawdy repeat offender Jeffrey Allen Hayes. With Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more.  Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at   https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping!   Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking. Head to https://www.breathefum.com/Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order.   My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year (next up: Sex and Story! I’m gonna focus on rolling that out later this year). I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching &amp; Q&amp;A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at  https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds   Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! Learn more and buy Tickets at https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022   Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan.   Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy:   Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour   And THANK YOU!   ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list &amp; you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter &amp; more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair &amp; Bawdy Oil, &amp; more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, &amp; help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!) &amp; Bawdy Creator &amp; Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour &amp; Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. 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How do you give and receive pleasure while detaching from gender expectations? Storyteller and writer Matthew Beld has spent the Pandemic isolating and reflecting on who they really are, so a first time road trip celebration with new sluts feels daunting. Should they join the ass buffet? Can they be part of the orgy in the hot tub? As this proud slut embraces a more expansive non-binary identity, Matthew learns that the right people can help you find joy and connection - and that you don’t really have to know yet. It’s a bold choice, but you have to respect the confidence! #Nonbinary #ThatDressTho #Trans #TheMeatHasToGoSomewhere Song: ‘I’m Good’ (The Mowgli’s) About the Storyteller: Matthew Beld is a Non-Binary storyteller and writer in San Francisco. They've performed for Bawdy Storytelling and BawdySlam, Litquake, KQED, StoryCorps, and comedy shows around the Bay Area. Most recently, they've started writing sketches with Killing My Lobster. They're interested in kink, gender, and making tall men submit. When not on stage they work in LGBTQ+ health research and training. Episode links: Come to Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Y’all means All’ THIS SUNDAY! It happens on Sunday June 26th, and features true stories from Trans activist &amp; Community leader Mx. Shannon Amitin, Queer Femme Dyke &amp; sex-positive artist Shilo McCabe, Infamous Sister of Perpetual Indulgence Flora Goodthyme, the return of beloved Best of Bawdy repeat offender Jeffrey Allen Hayes. With Music by Queer Theater / TBA award-nominee Joshua Beld, and more.  Watch the stories live and in person in San Francisco, or on the Livestream - Get tickets to Bawdy’s ‘Y’all Means All’ now at  <a href="https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF</a> Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at <a href="http://UberLube.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">UberLube.com</a>. That’s 10% off and free shipping! Quit Naturally with Füm: Whether you are a smoker or ex-smoker who still struggles with cravings or you have someone in your life that you wish would quit, Füm is the perfect tool for you. Füm is the natural inhaler designed for a better, safer, and natural way to quit cigarettes. It’s a no smoke, no vape, and no nicotine replacement for the hand-to-mouth habit of smoking. Head to <a href="https://www.breathefum.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.breathefum.com/</a>Dixie or use promo code Dixie at checkout to save 10% off your entire order. My Storytelling Workshop ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ is almost sold out, and this is the last HtbF workshop I’ll do this year (next up: Sex and Story! I’m gonna focus on rolling that out later this year). I have a System that’s been used at Bawdy for over a decade, making it easy to get to the heart of your story. The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th, with weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching &amp; Q&amp;A’s, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. This class is a prerequisite for Sex and Story, so Register now for ‘How to be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ at <a href="https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds</a> Bawdy is coming back to Seattle! Learn more and buy Tickets at <a href="https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://bit.ly/BawdySeattle2022</a> Private Story Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make a plan. Patreon: Bawdy still exists after years away from our beloved live shows, and it’s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at\ Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy</a> Want to support Bawdy in another way? Here are donation links to make that easy: Venmo: <a href="http://Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling</a> Paypal: <a href="https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/my/profile" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">paypal.me/bawdystorytelling</a> Zelle: <a href="mailto:BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com">BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com</a> CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour And THANK YOU! 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