The Wondrous World of Wonkypenguin

In which a coroner and fake coke fiend walk into The Field while Private Ryan is away. This episode is also available as... Read more

In which we all come down with "chapped lips" and no one thinks Private Ryan is a gangster. This episode is also availab... Read more

In which gunpowder and grumpiness rule the day. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2... Read more

In which Fed Ex Express (and people who drive Tahoes) incur my very hot, very hangry wrath. This episode is also availab... Read more

In which the heat brings out the best in people and we learn that silence has a monetary value. This episode is also ava... Read more

In which we learn about geographical sleeping habits and strange ways to carry packages. This episode is also available ... Read more

In which a customer thinks I'm interrogating them and we ship a fifth-grade-level book report. This episode is also avai... Read more

In which we meditate on ways to handle customers. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com... Read more

In which we discuss oranges and crackheads. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/... Read more

In which we contemplate Field weaponry and the brand new mask rules. This episode is also available as a blog post: http... Read more