Ranked #1
0 - How to Dance at a Rave [Test Episode]
0 - How to Dance at a Rave [Test Episode]
Welcome to the (kind of) first episode of How to Not, a podcast that teaches you how to do normal, human things by readi... Read more
8 Sep 2017
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20mins
Ranked #2
1 - How to Start a Rumor
1 - How to Start a Rumor
Welcome back to what is technically the first on-purpose (?) episode of How to Not! This week, Kaitlyn and Rob are very ... Read more
15 Sep 2017
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27mins
Ranked #3
15 - How to Create an Imaginary Girlfriend or Boyfriend
15 - How to Create an Imaginary Girlfriend or Boyfriend
Kaitlyn and Rob would like you to meet Jeremy. Jeremy? Jeremy! Jeremyyyyyyy. Tonight's podcast will help you learn about... Read more
13 Feb 2018
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36mins
Ranked #4
23 - How to Clap Your Hands
23 - How to Clap Your Hands
Kaitlyn and Rob put their foot down. In the "nuh uh" way, not in the "WikiHow thinks foot-stomping is clapping" way. Li... Read more
23 Apr 2018
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32mins
Ranked #5
12 - How to Call Your Girlfriend
12 - How to Call Your Girlfriend
It's the first episode of 2018, and we stayed inside on New Year's and refused to stop being awkward introverts. So this... Read more
9 Jan 2018
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36mins
Ranked #6
3 - How to Turn on Your Pretty Boy Swag
3 - How to Turn on Your Pretty Boy Swag
Kaitlyn and Rob try to a) define what a pretty boy is, b) define what swag is, c) figure out what celebrity fits that pr... Read more
6 Oct 2017
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33mins
Ranked #7
2 - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)
2 - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls)
Kaitlyn and Rob try to imagine what kind of super-creep dressed in all blue was created by this problematic, inexplicabl... Read more
22 Sep 2017
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24mins
Ranked #8
24 - How to Be a Werewolf
24 - How to Be a Werewolf
Kaitlyn and Rob get terse. Listen to learn all about real games and FIFAs, a tub full of mice, tersely-worded hypocrisy... Read more
7 May 2018
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37mins
Ranked #9
14 - How to Hug
14 - How to Hug
Kaitlyn and Rob welcome you to the (un)official audiobook of WikiHow. Tonight's podcast will help you learn about: Count... Read more
30 Jan 2018
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33mins
Ranked #10
16 - How to Bite Your Lip Seductively
16 - How to Bite Your Lip Seductively
Kaitlyn and Rob practice their eye kegels. Listen to learn all about: Holy Family Day, Canadian time travelers, '127 Hou... Read more
20 Feb 2018
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29mins
Ranked #11
9 - How to Act Like You're Possessed by a Demon
9 - How to Act Like You're Possessed by a Demon
Kaitlyn has a fever, and the only prescription, is talking about demons method acting. Learn all about demonic fevers, f... Read more
5 Dec 2017
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39mins
Ranked #12
21 - How to Shower
21 - How to Shower
Kaitlyn and Rob drink too much coffee and call out your skincare routine. Listen to learn all about frugally spending y... Read more
3 Apr 2018
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41mins
Ranked #13
18 - How to Journal as a Mermaid
18 - How to Journal as a Mermaid
Kaitlyn and Rob talk about 50 Shades of Grey, and nothing else. Listen to learn all about: God as the ultimate eyewitnes... Read more
6 Mar 2018
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27mins
Ranked #14
4 - How to Talk Like a Pirate
4 - How to Talk Like a Pirate
Arr, matey! Do ye be lookin' to translate yer lexicon from that of a simple scallywag to that of a handsome brigadier? T... Read more
20 Oct 2017
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30mins
Ranked #15
13 - How to Write a Cat Prophecy
13 - How to Write a Cat Prophecy
Kaitlyn and Rob maybe take this whole cat articles thing too far. Listen now to learn all about star clans, misquoting T... Read more
25 Jan 2018
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30mins