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Donald Fan

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I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

Jordan Peterson

Donald Trump

Jake Tapper

Ted Nugent

Dean Martin

George HW Bush

Bill O'Reilly

Steve Miller

Marsha Blackburn

Betsy DeVos

Neil Diamond

Bobby Darin

Andrew Clark

Barry Manilow

Ben Ferguson

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“The Donald Fan” (to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”) The clock reads a number on one dayThe poorly educated waltz inThere are old men standing everywhereWaiting for an Oompa Loompa's twinThey say, "Tell us another random story"One which really stretches the truthIt's vague yet nastyAnd it sounds incompleteLike they pretty much always doThis here is the life of The Donald fanThis is the life tonightThey're really in the mood for some fallaciesAnd he's got them feeling all whiteThey think the Donald is a friend of theirsHe feeds them some lies for freeAnd he's quick with self-praise and bashing on “the” gaysBut women? He's been married to threeHe says, "People, Mexicans are killing us""Sushi Muslims and fact-checkers too""The lib’ral media will research my words""I want to tell them, ‘Well, f-you too!’"Trumpeteers are ardent immoralistsThe Golden Rule seen as dark greenGreed, judgment, and narcissism are best friends of theirsYelling, "Hippy Jesus saved me"They're at home preparing for ArmageddonIn case Biden gets more EC votes"He’ll destroy the world like his president did""Just like his highness - The Donald - told us"This here is the life of The Donald fanThis is the life tonightThey're really in the mood for some fallaciesAnd he's got them feeling all whiteAn unbelievable crowd for any dayCrown Royal being passed aroundThe patrons not making sense, not chanting in syncWas something about building a wallThe Donald he sounds like a little Chucky dollAnd, well, he kind of looks like one tooHe witnesses, smells. and pounces on the crowd's fearsThey scream, "Those are my crazy thoughts too!"This here is the life of The Donald fanThis is the life tonightThey're really in the mood for some fallaciesAnd he's got them feeling all white   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

“The Donald Fan” (to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”) The clock reads a number on one day The poorly educated waltz in There are old men standing everywhere Waiting for an Oompa Loompa's twin They say, "Tell us another random story" One which really stretches the truth It's vague yet nasty And it sounds incomplete Like they pretty much always do This here is the life of The Donald fan This is the life tonight They're really in the mood for some fallacies And he's got them feeling all white They think the Donald is a friend of theirs He feeds them some lies for free And he's quick with self-praise and bashing on “the” gays But women? He's been married to three He says, "People, Mexicans are killing us" "Sushi Muslims and fact-checkers too" "The lib’ral media will research my words" "I want to tell them, ‘Well, f-you too!’" Trumpeteers are ardent immoralists The Golden Rule seen as dark green Greed, judgment, and narcissism are best friends of theirs Yelling, "Hippy Jesus saved me" They're at home preparing for Armageddon In case Biden gets more EC votes "He’ll destroy the world like his president did" "Just like his highness - The Donald - told us" This here is the life of The Donald fan This is the life tonight They're really in the mood for some fallacies And he's got them feeling all white An unbelievable crowd for any day Crown Royal being passed around The patrons not making sense, not chanting in sync Was something about building a wall The Donald he sounds like a little Chucky doll And, well, he kind of looks like one too He witnesses, smells. and pounces on the crowd's fears They scream, "Those are my crazy thoughts too!" This here is the life of The Donald fan This is the life tonight They're really in the mood for some fallacies And he's got them feeling all white Books <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO</a> Blog <a href="https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/</a> Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki</a>

"The Donald Fan" (parody based off the Billy Joel song, "Piano Man")

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