Etta Etta's guest appearances

Etta Etta

Radio 2's Confessions

Dessert Disaster

Pesky Parakeet

Makeup Mishap

Bleach Blooper

Meaty Mishap

OwlTail

Will you forgive listeners Gloria, H the reformed banker, Mary and Jilted John who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, where we sort through who does and doesn't deserve a Drivetime bumper sticker! We also have another confession from the Crypt, involving a mysterious looking satellite! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Jilted John’s ‘Under my carbaretta Etta Etta eh eh’ and other tales...